Finished Folds (261—280)
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1Frankly, one didn't want Cornwall to be anything remotely capable of eroticism, although that would have to be decided in a by-election. According to the Guardian,
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1patch. Able at last to free himself, he began the motions that would lead to blessed relief. Many in the crowd raised their phones. His fame on youtube was assured.
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5was a front-page photo on Hashable and 50,000 hashcreds. If he could reach that level, he would win a hoodie once worn by Mark Zuckerberg. With the goal in mind, he opened his
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3one remaining Trader Joe's tamale. There could be no sadder end than to die from a compromised tamale that had such promise at $2.99 for the pair.
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4Anderson Cooper started reporting live "from the edge of the exclusion zone" in Japan. He would be the model for Faust. But how would I work in Blitzer?
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4Who were the mysterious men in hats, with their seeming endless supply of post-it notes, who were taking over his life? "Thursday -- call library." Why did
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3ears as Sting began yet another chorus of Roxanne. Harry dragged himself back, desperately mumbling the spell that would
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2Ebert's hands flew over the keyboard as he locked in the review of the latest Harry Potter movie. Harry was in his 60's, "Harry Potter and the Benign Prostate" wasn't going to
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0a comeback, but doing 5 minutes on a Comedy Central Roast was just a rest stop on the highway to damnation and he'd rather sleep here on the street than
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1and prayed that the toilet paper would be both sufficient and soft. There was an insistent knocking at the door. "Are you alright?" He moaned "Go away, I'm just
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5a cab on the way to her place, hands in each other's pants. She slid down on the seat as we crossed the bridge. I looked into the next car and saw her
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3longer arc of action. Time traveling fowl from Scottish isles, it explained, are rare and should be taken seriously. Then it said, "So don't ruffle my feathers." At that point,
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4I think I'm going to get some wonton soup and an eggroll, then spend the afternoon in with an MSG buzz. I remember when Owsley would cook fried rice for us,
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2Can I ask you this now? What was the deal with the mustache? Was it drugs or just the zeitgeist? Now that we have reconnected, I feel
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4Bone fragments also show that they often danced, tap probably. It was their inability to do "jazz hands" that provided the evolutionary edge for homo-sapiens, who
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1It seems that most chimney sweeps start as children and they thought I'd never master a Dick Van Dyke Cockney accent. I had to put that dream aside and find my
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3comes opportunity. WTF? He traveled for weeks through the mountains and climbed to this remote cave for that? Sobbing, he called to the monk,
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6because she never ate in the den and it was his bra she was wearing. This was like that dream he had the other night. Maybe it wasn't a dream? With a sense of deja-vu, he
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2But what is real "Science" fiction? Forbidden Planet? No, that's just The Tempest. I'm a fan of Stargate, because Amanda Tapping is hot! When she
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5This is why I'm no longer a director. The public wants to be insulted -- their stupidity is bottomless. Take, for example, the recent