Finished Folds (281—300)
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4I prowl the streets with pockets full of resumes, looking to network with seated at a Starbucks. I have my elevator speech ready, "I add value by
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4What's with these zombies? They're the slackers of the horror world and terribly over exposed. Atlanta had stopped paying attention. They lingered in doorways, unseen and un
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1literally put the fear of God, or a god, into them. Thor had taken on the role of protector of kittens and tropical fish when the god Fluffy had to be let go, and he was serious
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1manipulating the genes of squirrels, red squirrels to be specific, which would absorb and transform the emissions. The squirrel pooped on my desk and left .
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4There were strict rules for Goat Club, and rule #1 was "Never talk about Goat Club." Helga was left without an explanation.
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1teeth, if such a thing exists. I hadStrunk and White on my Kindle, I found the rule and raised it in my right hand. Mrs. Banks grabbed her chest and fell. Fatal hyphenation.
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5It was hell being in line behind her. All I want is a tall bold, $165 and out the door. I resolved to take action. The next morning, I hid behind the dumpster as she
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1counters, registering my high energy personality. "What do you have against meteorologists?", I asked. "We are people, too." I would not find love tonight, not unless
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3up, gutted it with a couple of quick motions, and had it breaded and fried in no time. "It's not all about magic," she said. "Sometimes you just have to eat good." That was my
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2whatever that smell had been, it was now gone. For just a moment, he felt bad for the kid. He had his own problems and musky hands had been the least of them. He put on his game
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2almost to the surface and he struggled to remember who it was who had to be killed to set things right. Two words were all that were left, a clue to what might be the truth.
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5his fork, sated for now. Spam, scrambled eggs, and Wonder Bread toast was the sort of breakfast that made him glad to be alive. Joe practically danced as he
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1Facebook friends could be shocked by the seemingly innocent link. He set up another camera to record them as they arrived at his shit-stained shrine. Tosh, on the other hand,
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1walked through the beaded curtain. The conjoined twins lay on the bed, a he/she pair that promised delight and horror. It would be worth every penny just to be able to
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2that you saw this on an old Law and Order and you knew I was the dupe and he, being rich, was really a snake. But this is my life and I had to press forward. Our tongues met
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5unrolled the rug, it became clear that this was not going to go well. "You," said the detective, "have a lot of explaining to do." I shrugged and began my story. "Did you ever
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2the bloody bird. Marian stepped back as he approached. "I have a restraining order," she screamed, "and I'll put your ass in jail." Robin raised his bow
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3and said "It's been done. Ever been to a Tuesday morning?" They each had another shot. Phil looked like shit. "OK," Don said, "How about a place where you
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6Danny flipped on the siren and lights and pulled onto the road. He recognized Jack's car and knew that Jack had to be stopped at all costs. Two days ago
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9so long that when he looked for a clock, it had melted and now drooped over a branch. He turned and left, following a man with a green apple. At the door,