Finished Folds (361—380)
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3ience that he'd be met with hostile humor, but he was used to it. He was to Viagra what Charlie Sheen is to crazy pills, and &##(@ them all. As he waked into the ER, he saw
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5commented on his witholding and he thought I was making a pass or something. He grabbed my stapler and backed away from my desk. I grabbed him by his tie and
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2used the pantyhose to shoot themselves from a cannon, flying over the surprised Federal agents. Fox News showed the film with the crawl "Tiny Terrorist Training." Beck cried.
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4his budget for gauze was exhausted, so he took to other costumes made of found objects. Although he was still murdering random strangers, it became performance art. When he saw
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2ladies were taught to sip raw eggs, never to make a face, and never ever to wipe their mouths on their sleeves. She was born to be a cowboy, to gulp, glare, and swear. But when
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1to no good.
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7You fucking motherfucker World" ride. That's what we called it later when we talked about the incident and the beating at the hands of the security forces in their elf costumes
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4Kafka had this thing about giant bugs with melancholic central European dispositions, and I realized there'd be no inspiration there. Art is timeless, so I expanded my
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2If that weren't enough, the vagitarian cult insisted on a sacramental slurping of jello from a Judy Chicago plate at every meal. Blanche had cursed them, and
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5and backed away conjuring fireballs. But I had forgotten her tail. She swept it out and it caught me behind the knees. I fell as she jumped into the air,
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0put up his hand to gesture "Wait". He walked back into the kitchen, checked the monkey cage, and said something in Chinese that translates roughly to
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6just to prove my point. But it wasn't working. He spit blood, raise his eyes to mine, holding his gaze for at least 10 seconds before speaking. Slowly, he said
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0scaping across the floor. Scree...The noise tore at me and the watchers threw feces in my path. I longed for the old days when it was just waterboarding. I'll break soon and tell
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5that it could have gone the other way and I'd now be no more than poop on the forest floor. Despite what they said, it wasn't right to arm bears.
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2She made him special and she was his blessing. That no one else could see her beauty was her curse. His qualities were poor. He looked like a bed at a no-tell motel and his smile
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1ancestors returned from the dead. It was said that those who return would remember nothing, and with the blow to his head, he fit that bill. The headhunters' honored him by
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2the past due blogger who's been doing freeze-dried FourLoko for hours so long that making a simile is like making paste and it's all... it's all... it's all... yeah.
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3put the catfood and the cornichons?
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1of the flying fish. Everyone "knew" they were a legend, but I had done my research. I was able to draw upon
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4She knew it was over, at that instant. Godwin had promised that a Gestapo reference indicated the point of no return, and she wasn't going back.