Finished Folds (421—440)
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1it just put the dwarves to shame. We knew it couldn't last, that happily ever after wasn't a plan, but we had hope and a desire to
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2hand held a double vodka, the other a hottie in some sort of snake get-up. Adam knew how good he had it, and wanted everyone to know. Eve, too, flaunted her new
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5Following our tradition, we drank our way through the election results. Now, after midnight, we're drunk. There's a new world starting tomorrow, so so
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1, just the plain one, no colon. Now, my names seems to be "that guy who was once on Law and Order". If not for that, I'd never have met
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2the ball dropped right at the spot he pictured in his mind. Damn, he was good. There were the usual jokes about greasing his shaft, but they paid up. He bought the first round.
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3That looks good. It'll do. I miss Mom on my birthday. Maybe selling her wasn't the best thing I could have done as a son, but times were tough and I think she understands.
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2and as they stood in their ranks in the sun, each in his brilliant fez, I felt a surge of pride. And sadness, too, because I knew the mission was folly. If only we had
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5The third bullet slammed into his chest, but there was no more pain. And in the moments left, he knew there was just one more thing he had to do. He could see
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3just doesn't get business casual. Cousin Archibald is old school preppy, down to the classic white bucks. We had no choice but to go into the
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3That night, in his prayers, he asked for special blessings on KFed and everyone at the E! network. He would never know how well his prayers were answered.
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2moon faced morons who sniffed, yes sniffed, at him suspiciously. In the diner, he took a seat at the end of the counter. The waitress slid a menu towards him. Reaching for it, he
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2the fiasco at Lehman Brothers. It wasn't her fault! She thought paper clips would be give her the attachment she craved. But it wasn't enough. She needed the excitement of
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1whatever chemical stew they make peeps from. He had an idea for a video that involved a huge microwave, an Easter Island statue, and semi-nude dancers. The only thinig in the way
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0Melody. How she hated her name. Every morning: "Are you in tune, litte one?" Melody. But it would be her destiny, she thought. She knew that from the time
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2the angels flew. They were magnificent, glowing beings. He stood, feet apart, awaiting them. But they flew by, and it was clear that
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1and Carl and the kitten both ran, but the kitten ran under the lion, leaving Carl there alone in the lion's gaze,wishing for a whip, a chair and a
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6Gumby looked back. Past the smoke he saw the flag of the Green Revolution. It had been worth it, all of it. He shed a last tear for Kermit. "Thanks, Pokey. Let's go."
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1Mama had problems of her own; her concern for Nana Boon let her put them aside. Nana would try to drive despite her semi-blindness and we needed the money from her pizza job to
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1it was contact, of a sort. I fear that it might go farther. Is this plague really over? Or might the machines release something else, something more deadly than the bedbugs? How
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4harnesses. Time is a cruel mistress, they say, and too many were submitting to her terrible domination. "Free yourselves," I said through my actions. Enraged, they