Finished Folds (441—460)
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1what else might be in the cards. How can you be ready for anything? I took a deep breath, pulled on my boots, and turned to
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1In my head, I a was Kalle Blomquist, who would rescue her from her past and be her redemption. Is there something about Ikea that causes these thoughts? Still, Maya needed help.
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3-vite. There's no time for this. If this is going to turn into one of those Apatow style debauches, we've got to get the fat guy, and a written invitation won't do. We'll need
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1PARVE on the other to understand why he had been passed over.
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3Dan put the pedal to the floor and the tan Honda squealed out into the traffic. There were still thumps coming from the trunk, from the full grown pig he'd had to wrestle
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1has not brought me happiness, not as much I'd hope. But is it the strategy or just the Twinkies? Little Debbie may be the answer. I just hope I
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3saw the way out. I called on the power of Plato's cave, on the spirits of Phenomena and of Numena. Wake up. Wake up. And so I did. Put on a pot of coffee. It would be a good day
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2seals. Seals. Fuck. That explained the lack of penguins, and a lot more, besides. Man, this was bad stuff. He had to snap out of it soon. Too late. The car stopped and
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3got into the game not because he liked horses but because he thought he look just great in those silks. If you can't be tall, be good looking and dress sharp. Bathing was just
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0Either way was going to hurt. I chose the bees. I hope for some honey before I die.
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2to see Doreen, get my money, and get my revenge. Chuck, you were the first, but there will be more. I opened a box of Girl Scout cookies and mused about
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3the New Jersey of his childhood, were a comfort he'd have to forgo. There were important things afoot, and little time. He put one of the tails in his pocket for later, and
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5Stop me if you heard this one. Three guys walk into a bar. No, two guys. And one has a limp. Oh, yeah, he's a priest. Then the bartender -- she's a lesbian -- says
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1hops on over here, missing me by a hare. "Bugs," I said, "you shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque." He was quick and stabbed at me with the carrot. I fell back and he
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2they were absolutely naked in her sight, the medals be damned. They wanted to run, but her eyes held them. As she raised her hand, he spoke from behind her. They knew
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2I turned and took three steps before something hit me in the back of the head. I put up my hand and pulled it away, wet and red. A pomegranate? Where'd he get one of those?
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0had its moments, but they weren't necessarily good ones. Frankly, as the jester said in his eulogy, he ended up with a royal pain in the ass. Humming that Dylan tune, he
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2like when the water buffalo went down in that ritual sacrifice. Free range. No cages. The chicken had a happy life, but sure as shit, she was just as dead. Roger turned and said
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3Christ, dragons just cannot tell a joke. It's no wonder. Yet she still loved him. She'd done worse, a lot worse in her life. "Let's go," she said, nodding towards the door.
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6Peas and carrots. That's the phrase his mother used. "Wash your peas and carrots." Knowing that Eva was a vegetarian and this might be the night, he was afraid.