Finished Folds (81—100)
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5she had to agree to accept emails from "cooperating vendors" and spend more than $35 at cheap restaurants. In addition, Satan ("Call me Stan.") required that she loan her soul to
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7Hemingway quality. I tried again: "Piped plankton. Peter. Pecker. Perfect." The tutorbot™ sneered mechanically, but my shackles were released and fresh gruel filled my bowl.
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4He laughed a bit under his breath and walked out to the parking lot with the cables, chips, and two Nestle Crunch bars. Today it was Radio Shack, but tomorrow he'd take on
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2refuge. How could I ever return to Chatroulette again? My freakin' mother! It just wasn't right. Just typing that made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Still, I had a job to do
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7It all began when my father first saw the Djinn. Before I could warn him, he said "Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle." And there he was. How was I going to explain this to
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4contests of cooking, fashion, and weight loss, in escalating rounds of elimination. Bravo Village was no vacation spot; it was a tropical hell of friendless competition and
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1"I'm gonna sing a song 'bout my Mama!" He shot someone nearby, but continued on into a Texas swing version of Merl's "Mama Tried." The crowd uncrouched, and came to their feet,
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2The patent rights for Zombie Safe provided a comfortable income, but his riches came from franchising the Zombie supply and repair business, "Dead Certain". With over 2,000
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2bed beside his doppelganger and they slid naturally into warm, spooning embrace. Who knew that "Go fuck yourself" was more of a blessing than a curse? He sighed contentedly and
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4and strained against their elfen-steel leashes. Peering beneath their kilts, Jamboni saw that they had been savaged by the wilding gerbils. He feared for the future of the
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5The police knew that the sound of villains spitting out those coarse hairs, "pffffft! pfffff!" meant that Kevin had been on the case. A superhero with crotchless tights, Kevin
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0this Big Rock, was not what expected when he dedicated his himself to the quest. As he lay dying, freezing, he said to a vision, "And the climate doesn't suit my clothes at all."
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6was seen as an offense to the Gods and was punished by flouncing. The punishments reduced the supply and increased the price. Blood smuggling gangs roamed the streets after dark,
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1could not be blamed for this; it was his nature. Such surprises are neither expected nor welcome in First Class coaches. Yes, there would be a letter to the Editor about this.
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5held themselves to a high standard and trunking a drunk girl was something they just didn't do. Jumbo went back into the bar and sat next to a somewhat dumpy blond
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8Despite the blood pounding in my ears, I could hear the wolf pacing me in the dark wood. I wouldn't win a race to the cabin's safety. To my left, I saw the headlights of
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4The Archbishop stood before us. I thought about his father's ears and his family's hidden German past. Through our marriage, we would rule the world. According to the prophecy,
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3Fighting the rats has become my obsession. I know my battle is futile, but I press on. I hear them plotting in their rat councils, forming committees, and planning their
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2So said the Malay villager as I came upon him dying in the Sister's arms. Who, I cried, who has brought this upon you? The Sister pointed into the jungle, where I saw
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4He continued, "Stay low. Don't challenge them, and watch out for the dingoes." We huddled behind a rock as the 'roos hopped past. Suddenly, Bruce stood, raising his