Finished Folds (61—80)
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3his really flashy wink. But then he noticed she was holding another cash stuffed envelope. "The BITCH!" he screamed, "You see what I have to deal with?" She got there first and
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3find his or her soul in mortal peril. There was nothing special about this Target, but the parking lot had been built over the secret and deliberately forgotten burial site of
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3Tom Selleck?" he thought. He had a dim memory of leaving the club with a slightly hairy but hot chick and several minutes of really hot sex. This was not what he'd expected when
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6and yanked on the stick. The copter went straight up and over the canyon. Witnesses on the mule trail later said they heard a voice shouting WINNING! as dropped past them.
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6Each of the players put down his bet and placed his member into hole below the table's edge. Only one man would go home intact tonight. I looked at the first card with horror
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1be delicious. He tucked into his dish of buttery lemming chunks and watched his life unspool behind his eyes. As he finished the last tasty bit of crust, the heroin did its work.
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6We had booked him for the first 15 minutes and I had no choice. The Coop doesn't quit. "So, Mr. Clay, have you decided whether to run for President?" The Diceman laughed and
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1just as he had been trained. Through the scope, he saw his target's head explode. He sent the text: "It is done", packed the rifle, and drove quietly away. He never saw the
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3Boy Scout Jubilee of 1879. In a secret ceremony held just off the campground, Mme Braguvne did more than just turn those boys into men. In fact, several later remembered that
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4dislodged the mosquito. It landed on a blob of pine resin and struggled uselessly. A million years later, that mosquito, encased in amber, rested in a pendant in the cleavage of
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3the nagging crickets. The didn't chirp, but danced around warning you about playing with matches and the like. His only friend, the Magic Mirror, proposed that he
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3Explosive turtles had become quite the nuisance since that episode of "Breaking Bad". The dentist could wait until he deactivated these. Still, he didn't want to miss
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5You want to talk to Marx? Groucho or Karl?" "Hey, you're the psychic," he snarked as he walked out through the beaded curtains into the sunlight. His sense of foreboding continued
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5tweet that's ever been tweeted. You will be trapped until you can express, in 140 characters or less, the essence of western civilization. Can you see your doom? Salvation
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4the mountain people. They were a simple folk, and fled at townspeople charged toward them, following Helga's lead. When Helga was able to reach the Place of Glory, the spell broke
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0O, my emperor! Does our stuff hold us or do we hold it?" The emperor sighed and said to himself. "I should never have hired that damned Zen monk." He was stuffed.
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3Type G Alliterative Exclamatory Disorder (G-AED). Dad's doctor's diagnosis definitively denied a disposition of depression, too, although Dad did die despondently.
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3I began my review. "The only thing meatier than this evening in the theater is the corned beef sandwich at the Carnegie. It explodes the myth of the nuclear family." Later,
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5as the server explained how the anchovies were prepared sous-vide, confit in bear fat, freeze dried in liquid nitrogen, ground into a powder, and creamed. OK, he said, that and a
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1I found myself swarmed as the flamethrower sputtered and died. My only hope was to swim deeper and lure the sea bees towards the reef and the lair of the