Finished Folds (141—160)
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4that her bra had failed and she needed a place to rest them while the bartender was "seeing what he could do." I held up a hand and said "Buy you a drink, Boobsie?" She smiled
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1"Uh huh," I said as I slid down the bar, desperately looking for an out, "yeah, that's good." Luckily, I saw Stan in a booth towards the back. But as I got up and headed there,
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5I'm thinking it would be fun to push them in front of buses. Not during rush hour of course, there's a certain etiquette to this. I need more time to mull it over, time to
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4I saw Andrew Zimmern approaching. "Fried Maggot Tacos! Disabled Sushi Shells!". Zimmern ate all I had and proclaimed them "Amazing!". As the camera panned away, he stabbed
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1Chtulu leaves lingering smell of oceanic rot, whereas our uncle just left behind the essence of cheap cigars and everyone thought it was cute how he held me in his lap. When I
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3Smoot countered: "No, that's toking Joads are high," as he smacked with with a copy of Grapes of Wrath, "and neither has anything to do with the quakes." The fault line is
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6"See, we ARE just images in a movie!" Chuck exclaimed. "Just like that Woody Allen thing." I still wasn't ready to accept that. I think therefore I am, and all that. "Chuck, we
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2animal husbandry, he wished he had actually tried it. His shame followed him to this day. There was no joy in a career as an accountant. They had taken that from him.
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0Every morning, Pamela paused on her way to the bus stop to look at the flowers beginning to come up through the layer of mulch and garbage along the edge of the park. Spring is
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3his Cub Scout days. What would Mrs. Nagin, his den master have done in this situation? Where would he get sufficient Oreos?
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0but with that pouch he a Jaffa. There were a lot of them wandering around after the Stargate teams finished their genocidal wars with all other aliens. Jaffa or not, Bill
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1If I could look like someone from the movies, I'd look like Lee Marvin. He had a presence and somehow got the girl, even if he had to kill her first. I turned from the mirror and
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4Look, I have a sandwich in my bag. Anyone want to share? Let's rethink this whole thing, reset our goals, and get a new start. From the glaring looks, I saw that wasn't
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4"THANKS", I shouted in reply, "I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM." The group looked at me from their folding chairs and nodded. "YOU'RE NOT AT THE FIRST STEP, YET." Hey, I'm cool
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2It was never my intention to live in California. I came here for the music and stayed out of intertia. I need to put intention back in my life, so I packed up car and headed
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8He sat at the keyboard and resolved that his days of zombie stories were over. Love, innocence, and a young girl's coming of age were what he yearned to write about. The title?
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1there would be no miracle today. The library book was two weeks overdue and it had to go back. We walked through the doors and stood before the desk. Emily startled at "Next."
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2She bought "antiques" and, at night, dreamed about those blond twins on Antiques Roadshow. She'd be naked and they'd talk about
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1while the wall dissolved into a rainbow. He waved his hand and knew that he was peaking. He began to sing limericks to the tune of Stairway to Heaven when the knocking started.
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3"Fool, what?" she replied. "And my name's not April." Sigh. That blond was no dye job, but she was knocked up. Look, I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't me. She had