Finished Folds (161—180)
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0bringing His message to the world via YouTube. He knew the video would be seen by millions. The kitten and Lupe's breasts were just lures for the True Message. The Day of the
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2If I had to hear that idiotic ring tone one more time, I was going to shove the stupid phone down her throat. I'd managed to avoid every episode of Glee, but here it was, right in
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1If you can read this, you're too close." True that.
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4to slow and stop gracefully. Do it right and you've moved through time and space. Do it wrong and you're just another lost soul below the event horizon. Flexing my fingers, I
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1The server logs confirmed that the file had been downloaded from his IP address and using his ID, but he denied any involvement. I thought about '24' as I called the boss to
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1I realize that's somewhat contradictory, given that I'm one of the Immortals, but lacking a way to leave by any other means, I need to figure this out. According to our lore,
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6had been named after the actor who played Dobie Gillis, his mother's TV heart throb. The entire trajectory of his life was due to that unfortunate naming. Dwayne's greatest fear
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3dream was fulfilled. They could truly say that I was now in medical research.
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6he was careful and kept to the shadows of the energy tunnels. When he heard footsteps, he stepped back until he saw
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1the bus station. There was $10,000 in a locker, a hot babe ready to go, and a 'hound leaving for Cleveland at 3. He had been my partner, but now he was my ticket.
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0had placed me in this moment and for this purpose. I turned and look ahead as I picked an appropriate quote from Shakespeare. And that's when it hit me -- in the back of the head
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2They were all sad to see him go, and respectfully put Porky's sailor hat in a place of honor. But, as Harlen Ellison wrote, "He was delicious."
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2her desire to get porked, she'd be gone now. He tried to apologize, but made a complete hash of it. "I do love you," she said, "but the proof is in the pudding." He sobbed
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2and high fives. The best thing about drinking with chimps is the high-fiving, at least until Jane got drunk enough to start throwing her own feces. The Animal Planet cameraman
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3people think I'm a character played by Tracy Morgan, although he only plays one character. I just showed up here." Eddie looked back at the cat and turned towards
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2dudes. Toke me this: Have you ever really looked at your hands?" While they were distracted, I reached into their closet and removed
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3I consulted my "Folding Story Style Guide" in search of advice on a opening, and found that sarcasm, derision, and litotes were all now verboten. Apparently, new masters had
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5chianti, chugged it down, and flung the glass across the table. "Nothing gets pasta me," he screamed. His eyes rolled back, he dropped the ivory spoon, and fell face first into
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1Donald removed his cap and slapped Goofy across the face with it. "This isn't over, dog," he quacked. Goofy looked back grimly. "Oh, it sure ain't," he said. "It's on."
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1and his crazed demeanor. "Oedipus," she cried, "not again!" She picked up the phone and called Costco to see if they had eyes in stock. She thought it best to buy in bulk.