Finished Folds (1—9)
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1look absolutely smashing when worn as hat. You really can't beat it. Slap a little of that fresh business on your head and your gonna be swimming in fin ladies. Thus explains
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7The less-cliched plot was constructed in a bunker beneath the surface of the Earth but upon activation it turned on its masters. As Dr. Halenoats watched his creation betray him he
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1a pocket universe. You see each and every inhabitant of this world was edible. Soon the people of the pocket of the universe began to regard him as a kind of bogeyman. He would
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2cosmetic surgery. He would need to raise a considerable sum of money to cover his many dangerous and unnecessary procedures. His plan was to kidnap the beloved dog of the foremost
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0From the hole in sky poured forth a torrent of chocolate pudding. Pudding cascaded out of the whole and rushed across the surface of the earth. Buildings and were swiftly buried
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1there has never been a magician so great as the man I saw that day on the subway platform. His hand were nimble and mustache majestic. I'll never forget the way he plucked quarters
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0"Sweet Jesus! This was a terrible way to carry porcupines!" He then drops the porcupines on the ground and runs screaming out of the bar. He flails his quill-barbed arms in the air
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0released a swarm of deadly bees from his mouth. The bees rose in baleful cloud and we're so great in numbers and density that they blocked out the light from the sun.
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3microwave burritos. However, once lunch was done it was time for the crabs to hit the campaign trail. The crabs traveled from town to town delivering rousing speeches and inciting