Finished Folds (321—340)
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4I did extensive research and came up with an ointment that would help their bones turn into glop instead of dust. I also did advise against entering the dark dank forest in the f
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8ched the ears of Quantum Cat, because there might have been a phase offset between Obligataa's broadcast about Buchanan and QC's various intermesh occurrences. But little hints
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9"A dagger, for instance," she Queensplained with a twinkle in her eyes, "might suggest a little prick. BTW, I hope your dear wife isn't up all night with these time zones."
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4meow-tweet and flexed its furry aural wings. Hell these days wasn't the torture basement of some psychotic storm-god, or even other people," the cat-bird realized. Hell was
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7Facebook emergencies..." Enough, I thought. "Ezra, just stop. I'm glad you've been remeshed, but you sound crazy." He didn't seem to remember we had sent him to the abbatoir. Which
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7and I was vindicated when we discovered a civilization of cloud dwellers in Jupiter's atmosphere who communicated via intricately nuanced gas emissions. My shipmates, however,
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3"Oh, now, Ambika, no need for a boiler suit here," said Sparky Pickles the copy boy. "Sure it's hot this time of year, but you could wear a summer dress or t-shirt and shorts, what
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6That bird must have died recently." Then the bird's left leg stuck out and quivered with a spasm, then nothing. Then the bird opened its beak and a sickly orange foam splattered h
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4our Club Noumenon secret dark matter shopping corridor access code for discounts on alien spa experiences and postmaterial fashions, I'm only asking, if it wouldn't be too much t
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2really in the dormant Morgellons threads impressed among the paper fibers of the Federal Reserve notes. One day on a lark I laundered my jeans with a Benny in the ticket pocket. Wh
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3Destin clamped his fists against his temples. "The utter barrage!" he exclaimed. "How could anyone sort and sift and navigate this!" Dustin tried to help, but he only had eleven d
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6Eric stood at his window. He could see the world without words, but he knew some Words as well, Words that would tighten the shroud around these wayward beings. Meredith reminded h
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6But the poor guy was frustrated at every turn. The Bilderbergers told Trump they already had things covered. Then he nearly lost his right arm trying his crush-and-pull handshake
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6by asking if I knew The Three Ways of the Furtive Dingo. Didn't seem like a good time to lie, so I shook my head no. Alana the Wonder Bat said the bumps on Cochele's forehead were
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5assigned mission from the Society of Mildreds. There are already five of us in Sprechino, she thought. Why shouldn't I have meatloaf on the beach in the Bahamas? The Hot Damn sauce
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3my sensei from a former life. We stared each other down, and then that subtle nod in five twelve time just slipped out. We gave them a bloody show, but I got back on the path.
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2just at dawn, when the albino squigglers would lick him with their tickly tongues. Houseboat baby liked it, but giggling underwater made him grow gills and fins. The foot his Mom h
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5Y is for Yog, a flowering youth. Z is for Zippy, guardian of truth. The letter that follows, the Letter Unknown
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6startled but bemused. I had talents in a few areas, but mostly worked on my water elemental skills. I fell into the pool. Pool Boy Bob bounced out and dampened her broom. She
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3the Volga Queen. Mark Twain did a loop-de-loop as he counted his winnings. Luckily he landed in a nest of gentlefolk atop a cherry tree. Dr. Chekhov checked his nose, just in case.