Finished Folds (2001—2013)

• 7
  puddle soaked his canvas high-tops and hiking socks. "This day just isn't going very well," he thought as the fumes filled his head, "but at least it's unleaded." He squished on

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-27 23:26:12

• 3
  The sky over Manitoba was the color of mackerel, surfing the wrong channel. The hibachi sizzled as Sandy MacPherson scanned the police bands, hoping that The Watercolourist

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-27 20:38:36

• 4
  As I glided through the glittering fluorescent infoscape, I noticed a huge grayscale melée on the horizon: datahats, all shades and styles. Luckily the route to my quarry

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-26 12:39:56

• 3
  Mrs. Bainbridge caressed the books as she removed them from the crate. She had finally obtained a complete set of Chalmer's "History of the Noodle Trade", the 1838 edition with

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-26 11:43:03

• 4
  to multiply and trade places with the arms and legs of the people of earth. They lost themselves in the crowd and moved like ocean fronds in gentle currents. Schools of thought

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-26 10:48:20

• 5
  but eventually rice crispies got soggy, milk went sour, and desire turned to regret. What if the killer was not driven by a sense of desperate urgency? What if the killer

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-26 00:30:46

• 4
  Putin was proud of the man cave he had put together in the bunker below the Kremlin. Foreign dignitaries would always ask to hang out and play

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-26 00:14:37

• 5
  So naturally I taunted him. "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are." The dog had the right to remain silent, but he surprised me with his calm eloquence:

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 23:25:40

• 7
  The morning after, I had a patch of mildew on my right cheek and tender lumps of fungus on my scalp, but I felt purged and surprisingly cheerful. Even my co-workers commented

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 23:12:26

• 4
  Clockwork Sally had returned to Oklahoma City. The officer was about to call this into HQ when

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 23:04:28

• 5
  he listened for the Silence beyond all silences and relaxed into the mesh of the infinite. Moments or perhaps aeons later, he began to notice a sinister ground hum permeating

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 22:55:28

• 3
  Jameson was overcome with a bittersweet brew of emotions as he began to reminisce about his first honeymoon. His bride had been working undercover field ops in

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 22:09:58

• 7
  became unhinged and dealt him a blow on the head. "It's only physical pain," he announced to himself as he stumbled

  Folder

  BlastedHeath

  Folded

  2011-06-25 21:38:32