Finished Folds (381—400)
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4when I felt a flipper on my shoulder. "Please hold my cabbage," said Detective Manatee. "This particular Boogeyman also wrote Sufi graffiti in a men's room stall in Vancouver. The
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5nonplussed by this turn of events and sat between Grandma and Grandpa, craving brains but too enervated to pursue them. They roused him and set him off to the damn witty neighbors.
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9grabbed the waiter by the hand and despite the waiter's resistance, pulled the lighter's flame toward its papiroci.
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6Azerkular floated tits-up, bloated and discoloured, in the Folding Tower moat. Blather McBleh blithered in a corner, hoping MoralEnd would take him through the three steps again. X
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3of a cosmic gong unstruck, of galaxies undisturbed, the sound of young dark nipples and fleshly incarnation, of histories and evanescenses, sweet kisses and ... "Miss?" asked the
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3After I slaughtered Megador the Butcher and gathered some gold and stuff, I poked around and discovered a secret cafeteria, where a Beholder was picking at a salad and a small bowl
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7Near the ancient stone stairs, one of my ancestors had engraved "L15 - A.S." I proceeded with my waning torch. We startled each other, the Eye of Elemental Evil and I. It looked
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4Luke read his late uncle's letter. "Dear Lucas, you are so unambitious and desireless, and so you shall be the executioner of my estate." Aunt Valetta topped the list of targets
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9let out an achingly forlorn cry as only Godzilla could. Lobsterman leaned his head against Godzilla's craggy, radioactive chest. "Your love is the clarified butter beneath my shell
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3"Why do you need to fly anywhere else? Why go places and do things? Do I look like a ticket agent?" Dogen stood. "A candy wrapper in a parking lot?" I tried feebly. Dogen couldn't
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3exchanged glances of mirth and despite and tuned their instruments to produce the timewise musical emanation that the expectant crowd had paid for. The curtain parted, the murmur
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3One of the Kraken's footmen brought this to his attention as he mused upon the state of the world in his Icelandic abode to the northeast of Reykjavik. "Poor Nessie," he thought, b
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4consisted of contumely and dead meat. Tony never really knew who he was or what he wanted to do, so after checking reviews he thought he would give the Yuri Provoshkin seed a try.
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2magician from the radio days who would rather saw a woman in half than let any harm befall the birds coaxed out of his top hat, whom some saw as doves, and others as crows.
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10nished with a fleeting modicum of enjoyment before my tentacular acquaintance squeaked the final invocation that would collapse all existence. I mustered my sympathy and said,
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6Despite the bad experience of his friend Willus the Wookie, Elliot Parminter thought he would give esnuff a try himself, and inhaled it through all his digital pores. At first he w
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6The evening was aglow with accomplishment and appreciation. A moment passed, and then there was a knock at the door. It was Vincent Price with a tureen of jambalaya!
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4Even in a winter garden, one can still wish everyone well against the sickness and the madness and the clutter of the world, and sometimes there are echoes back from the G, so
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9until a little after I crossed over. Poor, cruel boy, I mused as the shadows soothed my pain. I watched over him as he grew and protected him from harm as I crafted my revenge. Au
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5a six-toed cat and spoke five languages, including Aleutian Minke Whale. Thumbless Dog and Marbles had seen Dr. Sardonicus in two of their dreams, even before couples counseling. C