Finished Folds (381—400)
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10nished with a fleeting modicum of enjoyment before my tentacular acquaintance squeaked the final invocation that would collapse all existence. I mustered my sympathy and said,
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6Despite the bad experience of his friend Willus the Wookie, Elliot Parminter thought he would give esnuff a try himself, and inhaled it through all his digital pores. At first he w
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6The evening was aglow with accomplishment and appreciation. A moment passed, and then there was a knock at the door. It was Vincent Price with a tureen of jambalaya!
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4Even in a winter garden, one can still wish everyone well against the sickness and the madness and the clutter of the world, and sometimes there are echoes back from the G, so
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9until a little after I crossed over. Poor, cruel boy, I mused as the shadows soothed my pain. I watched over him as he grew and protected him from harm as I crafted my revenge. Au
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5a six-toed cat and spoke five languages, including Aleutian Minke Whale. Thumbless Dog and Marbles had seen Dr. Sardonicus in two of their dreams, even before couples counseling. C
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4Why couldn't I just have a round house of clay with a thatched roof and a firepit as in the days of people who somehow survived to implement this bureaucratic nonsense? Uncle Jim
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4Augur 57 kept his "smile" to himself. He had a strong suspicion that one of the more artistic roboclans had put that thing there, but he was more focused on the shrines of Mars. He
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3Dr. N-J's secretary, Miss Clarita Jericho, used her own retrofitted typewriter with bespoke ribbons and a visiplate crafted by 1930s transtemporalist Pavel Franklin. The office hum
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5What am I making of this intake? This booze, this gluttony, my Facebook feed trough, the news, the binge-watching? What alchemy occurs in this dust-devil's dissolute crucible? He
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5But he kept his tentacles in his shirt, so to speak, and pretended to work as a bartender on the least of his oceanic cruisers, tending to aspirants to wealth and power as they c
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3Don't worry. It won't last forever.
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5One night, on a safe bed of warm leaves beneath the stars, Cate the Cat asked Doug the Dog how he felt about boxes. "Oh, yeah!" enthused Doug, "Like a refrigerator-box house!" The
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5As the police car's lights strobed through the smoke and flames inside the demolished coffee shop, a cat across the street nonchalantly licked its paw. No suspects were found.
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5sense. The rainbirds are dead. How can there be cloudy skies?" Art shook off his Uncle Mr. Blue Skies' hand. "Say what you will, these rainbirds played with the Ouija and they knew
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4my cat's head. "Who, me? I'm just going around doing cat stuff." The wise old owl of the forest said, "Well, could you tone it down a little?" At this, my cat seemed indifferent. T
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4Ebiqo, vabromante, la priembre viel a mancur, vasta pre quria ma cherengo, ege vamianta vala prechur. Somia se preka, "Homanei, valia mante abre jeko?" Meta voma moto priambre s
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2metroshades with Semiotext(e) patterns and radio lanterns with moth fields. Darius and I even considered having our apartment raised by large screws to the next floor, but then wh
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4frontier for administrative oversight, overthinking, and hindrance of progress. Henry swirled the brandy in his hover-glass as he said, "Damn the Risk-Ninnies, full speed ahead!"
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2Atop Sears Tower, Argent Prime allowed the wind to carry the tea out of his cup, and then the cup itself. He left his cape at home for nights like this. Hilarity was foreign to him