Finished Folds (701—720)
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5gave me a killer's glare then grabbed a shovel and started heaving earth onto the casket with gusto. "Help me out here," Grandmother commanded. "I can't wait to dance a jig on her
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3it's time to pay the piper. After enough late-stage ghasts had entered the mobile surgery's storage batteries, the attendant returned to prep him and his nose for the procedure, wh
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6"HO HO HO! I have a wonderful surprise for you, Timmy!" Then Santa removed his gloves and beard, and then the hat and the mask, and Easter Bunny from Hell revealed his evil grin.
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4Betty's shapely gams. Skinny jeans were too baggy on Jill. She stalked off to sulk in the woods and so started the legend of Slender Gal. People started to dis
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3parrot-scented air freshener. 15) Finish building the tracks for the cannons. 16) Write up that story about Grandma for Reader's Digest. 17) Summon a few demons for the national ex
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2and the fate of humanity teetered on the brink. Had the oldest dormant fold been abandoned for a reason? What untold horrors might I have unleashed by prodding it back to life? Tr
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2time Buccaneer Bill and his crew shot the pirate about 50 times and threatened his three parrots to boot. The pirate was a changed man after that incident. But he clung to life w
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5no idea. Joe picked up his duffelbag and felt lost. Mildred would know what to do, but ... Across town the strange sounds of student revelries at Miskatonic U carried on th
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8Tiger Mountain -- China's top hacking squad -- surreptitiously infiltrated
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5copy her fold and start a new story with it, to turn back the clock and set things right. But she glared at me. "First you ruin my story, and now plagiarism!" And that was goodbye.
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5a pirate, a giraffe and a shark were seated at the bar. I started to back out of the saloon. The pirate shouted "YOU! Is that a parrot feather sticking out of your mouth?!" Panic
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6immune to the call of The Wheel, so he stuffed seeds in his cheeks and boarded a flight to London to ride the one there. In his were-hamster form, Garth only weighed about 5 ounces
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9was stocked with pseudotrout. We made our way to the lake's shore as our glider sank, fearing the worst regarding potential pseudotrout reportage. Their allegiance was
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4This moment was the first item on her bucket list. She rejoiced in her continuing existence, and even twirled before her winged gargoyles. She herself was The Rain! "Not so fast!
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7upon him, and he said, "Save your candy-ass redemption for someone who wants it." And Dark Heart hefted his soul-hammer, and turned all rainbows to ash before entering the dungeon
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2seven aeons. All of them vinyl collectors, even though vinyl is an exclusive invention of Terrans. And baby makes Nine." The Doctor looked at the midwife and the teenage girl with
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3everything changed. He was now wearing designer cheap clothes and lifting personally customized ramen noodles as the agents pointed their water pistols at him in unison and said:
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4I used to be a stage magician before my time in prison, so I know where and how to hide the birds. I'm a few sizes larger now, so chickens are no problem. Of course a tux won't do
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9"Such a conception is ill-considered and bound to fail," thought one of many cats whom we shall call David Lo Paw.
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5I stood there for quite a long while and was about to leave, when Dr. Kropotnik yanked open the door. He handed me a note that said "Are you deaf?" then beckoned me into his shabby