Finished Folds (701—720)
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4The interviewer for the position asked me, "What do you see yourself doing five years from now?" I feigned reflection and said with enthusiasm, "Freezing to death on the streets of
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2Controlling Theodore out of the spiral was improper and some said incomplete. The sense thought remakers seasoned the not quite sequitur and sentenced it to
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0It starts with a cough.
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4Starry starry night" in a tenor that lofted over his piano playing, but his son Vincent couldn't hear his dad's fine rendition because Dad had his ears now. Life in the Potatohead
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12WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE." I lay as still as I could, hoping the bed wouldn't creak. Moments later they battered down the door and I was surrounded by Folding Story police. A detect
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3fast. Anyone lived in a pretty how town but not how enough so he boarded that midnight train and ended up at a Waffle Hut where the young guy from Detroit and the small town gal
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2The robots gloated electronically for years after they wiped out humanity, but one day Robo Commander X13 detected an asteroid larger than the moon hurtling toward Earth. Instant
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6in the apartment below mine, or the organ fairy's ties to Malthusia Blighton. Overnight I thought I heard loud snoring, but woke to find a hole under my bed and the jar was missing
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1I had something more glamorous going on in my life." Moments later, mailroom Tommy delivered an invitation, sealed with wax, to Chuck's cubicle. Chuck straightened his tie as he op
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6Chapter 53. Dear Reader, I assure you that we have nearly reached the beginning of my story - which is to say, the night of my birth - but that cannot be properly understood unless
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2boudoir with a spring in my step and a storm in my heaving bosom. Later, after composing myself, I would descend the stairs in something slinky to meet the m
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4Captain John focused his mind as the juddering spacecraft's hull began to vaporize. The riotous wind tore through him but he willed the craft to a safe landing with nary a skid.
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6passageway decorated with taxidermy specimens. Whiskers was yowling and thrashing in her carrier. Thunder shook the building just as Dr. Frankfur welcomed us into the examination r
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2help with the coming aftermath. Then they introduced a TerrorMax 5000 to teach the young brats reading, writing and 'rithmatic the hard way. But the brazen idiots defied even this
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5gave me a killer's glare then grabbed a shovel and started heaving earth onto the casket with gusto. "Help me out here," Grandmother commanded. "I can't wait to dance a jig on her
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3it's time to pay the piper. After enough late-stage ghasts had entered the mobile surgery's storage batteries, the attendant returned to prep him and his nose for the procedure, wh
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6"HO HO HO! I have a wonderful surprise for you, Timmy!" Then Santa removed his gloves and beard, and then the hat and the mask, and Easter Bunny from Hell revealed his evil grin.
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4Betty's shapely gams. Skinny jeans were too baggy on Jill. She stalked off to sulk in the woods and so started the legend of Slender Gal. People started to dis
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3parrot-scented air freshener. 15) Finish building the tracks for the cannons. 16) Write up that story about Grandma for Reader's Digest. 17) Summon a few demons for the national ex
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2and the fate of humanity teetered on the brink. Had the oldest dormant fold been abandoned for a reason? What untold horrors might I have unleashed by prodding it back to life? Tr