Finished Folds (1501—1520)
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4Oh, born under Pisces, probably. I myself was born under Neptune, so my diffuse comprehension considered what the real estate agent said about the killer dressed in hotel sheets, a
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6Mama!" I cheered myself. But to my horror my dead enemy struggled to his feet, glared at me and popped the shuriken from his forehead towards mine at high velocity. Time slowed as
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3zapping me a stream of hostility with his vibracle. Sure it was still rare for a catman to depilate himself to dance with the poor furless humans, but Pink Gel had no pony in this
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6He seated the cabbages with respect and served them bowls of buckwheat groats and cups of fine black tea. Most people were inconsiderate savages, but he felt comfortable and hoped
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4My wife left me because of my wandering eyes. I couldn't blame her. I sighed and switched on my sonar before I got out of bed. It sounded like they were in the kitchen cabinets ag
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4first slime. The dim room brightened and she could see auras! The alien's tongues explored her, releasing new hybrid hormones. "Forgive me! We haven't been properly introduced." Sh
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4His vision rage red, Max Jones plowed through the other shoppers in a berserk frenzy. "MINE!!!" The next moment, he awoke strapped to a table in a secret Army facility. "Congratula
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3the catwalk. Darth coughed and they were flung against the far walls of the huge air/data shaft. Luke's hand fell planetward, got chilled and toasted, and landed next to a hungry
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2would -- The klaxon from my phone jolted me out of my reveries. "We need you to come in, Joe. Wear the riot gear." I was in the Black Friday Reserves, and duty called. The first li
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7tore into all those Keeblers when they refused to give up their cookies. The MotherDwarfShip drifted silently through rumblespace, all of its small voices stilled. The boarding p
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5as hard as her little arms could shove, and I nearly fell into a terrace of candles. Stevie stamped her boot and started to twirl. She had the Sword of Rhiannon in her hands. She
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7The day the grid went down, many were trapped in their home entertainment bunkers. I was out and about, surrounded by lost, panicky people going through early withdrawal. Linkless
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4noumenon that had wandered up the stairs. George was trying to arrange PG Tips pyramid teabags into a larger pyramid. "I am the Wal-mart!" crooned John triumphantly! Ringo
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3Harrison Chalmers, heir to the vast noodle empire, vanished at sea in the winter of 1841. Some say he fell overboard; maybe he was pushed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was yet un
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8struggling crop of pod people. Staying on earth when his children had flown the nest to join Star Fleet felt like being stuck on the farm planet, especially for a guy in Iowa. B
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4When the puppet found out who was pulling the strings, his jaw dropped to the floor. Every aspect of his life, from breakfast at
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5After the initial horror then embarrassment, Agent Chalmers was proud of his Zip Drive, installed after a urogenital incident on a field mission. The Chalmers Estate supplied him w
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3Senator Turing knew that he had failed his constituency, but it would send the wrong signal to the young robos if he were to stick a screwdriver into his sparking cranium.
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3Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg
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5the secret letters of James instead of the accounting practices of Francesca Martineaux, Madame of Las Vegas. The light turned green and he was about to cross Gowan Road when