Finished Folds (1541—1560)
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0could open the crypt where Dracula's first beloved had been sealed. But the bat had a grudge and an agenda. He was just here to mock and taunt the crazy poser. So he flapped away a
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3Spam Imperial Tacos." Our collective drool fugue told Pat, Bob and I that this was a winner. Pat chopped the green onions and I suited up to get the Spam from our hazmat pantry. Bo
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6No, of course not, for he was one of the Tzaddikim who helped to preserve the world. He thought kindly of the sleepers and their activities, and of the Light behind the scenes.
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6When Flaubert acquired a time machine, he became a menace to himself. It was important to say the right words in the right order. He often struggled with himself for the sake of re
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2Patrick Pending usually kept his silence when this kind of thing came up, as this kind of thing often did in the course of time. But on this occasion, his pent-up pendant utterance
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3Bret Humorless was the most serious man in the world, and he made sure everyone knew it. His colleagues at Crock O'News tried to get him to crack a smile, but
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5, then hiding in the closet just before dawn. Soon she woke and stretched, then screamed and became frantic. It turned out she had been seeing one of The Residents all this time,
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2were still checkers to be eliminated and kings to be made. Windom Earl treated his frantic visitor to a-capella crooning of Windham Hill tunes as they played. His opponent
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1Noel's social status didn't change when he became a zombie. Even the zombie packs shunned him. But a constant voice in his head said, "Go back - it's not your time." Noel thrashed
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5Greg came home to a lightless house. "Sara?" He was sure he had paid the power bill. There was a dark humming coming from the kitchen. He saw Sara's shoe by the black fridge. Greg
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4a flash in the pan," said Phil the cabbie. "Yeah, but a flash in the pan is worth a moon in the park," countered Morey the newshawk. "Flame dancers will never make it in Vegas," s
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6Saucers over our battlefields -- that's all we need to know. They never came down to shame us. "Not quite ready," they probably wrote in their notes. Emanators watched the Saucer P
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7Tamatori averted her gaze. Damn, he was hunky for a human. "Lord Fujiwara, there are things you don't know about me. Terrible things. Tamatori felt her dragon essence uncoiling
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6up on the bat. "Now listen, son, and take your face out of iSpace for a moment. Dayton is not that far from Miami, and I didn't raise you to be a controlling punk jackass." A tweet
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4Brad loved Hallowe'en now even more than he did as a kid. But somehow the bloody hand prints on the house and the big black pentagram and candles in the driveway disturbed his n
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5d caught the Red Stripe and saved it for bait. Sneed decided to become Jeff's personal demon, or at least demonic pal. The festival-goers with their lightsticks and vegan sweetness
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3Joe knew the time would come. He saved and invested so that he could generate a variety of more beautiful clones. They shared his mind, but despite their beauty and appreciation,
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3"It's him -- Petrus Aurelius, the first Antichrist attempt. The carbon-14 readings were ambiguous, but the carbon-13 was off the scale." The group withdrew from the blackened bones
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2Egregiel went first. "I was given five worlds to watch over. Five! And they just loafed around making up stories and killing each other instead of mingling." Agrariel commiserated:
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8George the lobster trawler showed his harpoon to the snotty tourist. "You'd better shut your gobster, hadn't ye?" George didn't mind a limerick now and then, but this one