Finished Folds (41—60)
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4As he began doing so, the mayor noticed the servant seemed to be enjoying it. "Alright stop licking my jacket!" He yelled. "Get out of my sight before I
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7the infamous "Ronald's Kidney Stone". It was the most beautiful gem I had ever seen, a beautiful root beer brown. Just as I approached the case, I heard a whisper in my ear. "You
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2shoe. I aimed it carefully at the teacher and let that sucker fly. I grinned in triumph as it headed right for his head. Then without looking, she caught it. Her eyes turned toward
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1ricocheted across the dark room smacking into my cat, killing it instantly. I let out a welp of surprise and began crawling my way through the clutter towards my pet. Suddenly I s
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6Although the poet was witty, he was not that smart. The crocodile-man tore the poor poet apart. The following scene was surely not for the feint of heart.
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1The man proceeded to talk on for hours about toasted sandwiches. Eventually, a passerby who overhead the situation decided to take action. He grabbed a
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4they'd ship him off to the Amish, where his powers would be useless, eventually causing him to go mad with unused potential. He would have to strike the government preemptively by
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2s to sing Billy into a sort of coma, so he could steal Billy's youth using his patented Life Sucker 3000. As Billy drifted asleep, Grandpa kept singing as he prepared the machine.
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2Michael Jordan in Space Jam." The genie raised an eyebrow, confused. "I'm er, not familiar with that film." I looked at him in astonishment. "You've never seen Space Jam?!"
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5played a wholesome game of branding tag. Several ambulances were called to treat the third degree burns of the students. The professor just laughed throughout the entire event.
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2keep him company on the trip. The disgusting diaper reminded Harry of home and had an odd calming effect on him. He gave it a generous sniff before stepping onto the space ship.
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6box of chocolates and flowers. "Will you be my Valentine?" he said in an impish voice. She stared blankly for a second before replying. "Oh, Ted.
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3the trip wire in front of the door and set off the trap. The resulting explosion was heard for miles as the nearby area was scorched in fire.
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5obliged and sat down. "Hello, Tom," the kid said. "H-how do you know my name?" asked Tom, as he suddenly realized the child didn't have arms. "...and how are you typing?"
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6naughty list?" A creepy chuckle erupted from St. Nick as he approached Sawyer. The Christmas innuendos didn't end there however as he said, "I got a
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3with the corpses of dead vegetables. Little lettuce families slaughtered by the dozen. I hung my head in guilt. "What are you going to do to me?" I asked. In response she raised
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3Combustible lemons turned out to be surprisingly easy to find, so Daisy began mass producing them on a massive scale. This good fortune didn't last however as
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5I whipped out my harpoon gun, lined up the shot, and fired. The projectile hit Padre in the shoulder knocking him off his mount and into the water. Time to finish the job.
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5with the rest of the experiments, their corpses cursed to rot in an unmarked grave. The End.
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4It took three well-placed shots in the forehead before the creature fell to the ground. There it writhed, twisting and turning, before finally going dormant.