Finished Folds (61—75)

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  "Uh, in the back, sir. But I wouldn't-" I pushed him aside, disregarding his warning. The Grey Goose's... goose was cooked. I gripped my fire axe tighter as I opened the door and

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  tiny bell-shaped creatures rapidly approaching me. They jingling of their walk was adorable, frankly. I tried to pick one up but it bit me. Acid was pouring from the wound...

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  2014-02-04 21:15:52

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  Junior looked at me expectantly. "Er, basically you hold hands with a girl, they get pregnant and die......goodnight." I left quickly. His mother could sort it out later.

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  my brain skittered around and I quickly realized I was having a stroke. I fell on top of my didgeridoo and wondered if anyone was nearby to help me.

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  2014-02-04 21:05:42

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  Greta, as she proceeded to get the largest killing streak I've ever seen. All present could just watch in stunned silence before being swept away by a barrage of

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  2014-02-04 21:01:02

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  a gallon of butter. Thankfully, none of those objects seemed nearby, so my paranoia was kept at bay. I would have remained talking to myself but

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  2014-02-04 20:58:42

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  I said as I whipped the cover off my machine. The crowd stared, stunned and amazed. I wiggled my eyebrows at them before flipping the switch.

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  2014-02-04 20:54:32

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  I tried dressing in a business suit and a fake mustache, but my disguise didn't fool the receptionist. Somehow I had to get my floss to the boss.

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  2014-02-04 20:51:44

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  the Devil was sitting on his throne of burning corpses. He sighed looking at the desolate landscape. "We need to change things up around here..."

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  2014-02-04 20:48:47

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  We finished suiting up and approached the door. Being gentlemen, we rang the doorbell and waited five seconds before kicking the door down.

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  2014-02-04 20:45:37

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  plan my eventual uprising against those who cast me out. They're time would come... I would make them all pay for what they've done.

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  2014-02-04 20:39:39

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  The old man was not fated to hear them, however, as he suddenly dropped to the ground, a hand clutching his chest. "My heart!" he exclaimed.

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  2014-02-04 20:32:18

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  to the other side of the room. Before I could even think of retrieving the sack, I was swept away by the icy force of delicious dairy product. I was being swept under when

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  2014-02-04 20:28:54

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  The numbers were just as he predicted, and Joe immediately went down to the office to rub it in everyone's face. When he arrived

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  2014-02-04 20:19:35

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  no ears, which was quite alarming to say the least. I tried not to stare of course, but the temptation was too much. He caught me looking and

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