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truthfully, my sister was a lesbian. she'd been getting pretty close to me lately, and it freaked me right out. never been into the whole incest thing. -
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She never told me she was a lesbian. I had to find out the hard way! I definitley didnt speak to Holly for a while after that.
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in my mouth with a frankfurt. the hot tomato sauce just dripped down my chin.
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I once met Grumpy Cat. He was pleased to see me. So pleased that he
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Once when i was like seven, i squatted on my sisters head and
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I used to see people on the streets fingering their belly button. I tried it, but i got my finger stuck.
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when i was younger i used to shove sand up my nose and snails in my ears. what do you expect? i was raised by a family of
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She loved both time in the bed, and time at the coffee shop with her innocent little girlfriends.
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i felt like stabbing something in my eyes. The hot scalding iron bar seemed perfect.
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I remember when I tripped over my dog and broke my nose on my bedside table and stabbed my eye. Do you remember when
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then i orgasmed.
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ran back home, grabbed my nail glue, ran back to his place and while he was sleeping, i glued his eyes shut, so if i WAS to kill him, he wouldnt see me.
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penis. she loved it. very much. she leaned in closer and
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that baby Voilet was infact not orange, but an ugly brown colour. Magenta and Daddy Indigo had realized she'd came out of Magenta's bumhole.
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I was dancing in my room like a spastic, but then all of a sudden my left leg broke underneath me and i headbutted my bedroom door.
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The dog seductively licked my toe. I've never been a subject of beastiality, but i liked it.
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During the night, a big black bunny with red eyes crawled into my bedroom through the window