During the night, a big black bunny with

During the night, a big black bunny with red eyes crawled into my bedroom through the window

He turned into a hare, a demonic hare. He started to ripped at my pj's which his sharp claws then he started to kiss my toes. I felt scared and odd.

A golden eagle swooped in through the window & snatched the lascivious hare up in its curved talons. It flew out, settled in a tree & ate the hare in the moonlight. I couldn't slee

p without recalling that eagle as it tore thru the tempting hare, only to discover that it was full of chocolate, and to top it off, it was hollow. He flew off the handle at this.

The Eagle shrieked in bald rage. The chocolate bunny was hollow. The humiliation preyed on the Eagle's mind. But the Eagle was Talonted. He had some plans up his wing.

Talonted was no ordinary Eagle. And this was no ordinary new years eve. There was pepperoni pizza. Talonted grabbed slices in his talons and devoured them like they were mice.

The narrator looked down at her scrit, rereading what she had just said. She put down the script and said "this is insane! there's no way I can keep reading this I don't have any

sensible way to interpret this.They are completely random associations, a jilted story,a tale disrupted,an incommensurate anecdote!" but the scrit still had some space so she wrote

what she hoped would make sense of all the meaningless drivel: "Seek ye the answers among the secrets written here...for if you find them, you'll hold the key to all wisdom."

But she did not want to be responsible for all wisdom, so she turned and walked away. Maybe that was the wisest thing to do at that point, anyway.