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over all the dust bunnies. Poor dust bunnies. No need to cry. though; they had to get the soup. What kind were they after again? Tomato soup? Sure. They'll collect as many of those -
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find time to fix our teeth. It's a lesser known fact that we modify our fluids to give the scientists the results we want them to see. They publish the research, which is only just
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Humans are impossible to read. You can smell them, but they are more complicated than that. So, maybe I wish that I was a dog. Greeting other dogs goes only one of two ways.
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Only after seven years, would things like this be okay to joke about just one more time. So what if Mom is offended, right? Well, he picked up the mic and spoke:
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The landlord looked out from her window at the angry crowd. "How petty can you be?" she exasperated. She looked at her client's unpaid rent. Then she stepped outside.
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she piled them up on the plate and watched them devour the souffles. "Hmm," she said out loud. She suddenly had another curiosity she couldn't resist. She opened the stopwatch
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indicative of either how uncreative people can be, or how slowly a joke can spread and continuously get shared by boomers who've never heard it before. Am I actually out of touch?
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Then, a whale landed on them all, destroying the ship and killing the captain. Timid Pitt was unharmed, aside from some bruising. He held on to the debris so he wouldn't have to
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I stood by the tree watching the gang approach me. Did they have another hoax for me to experience? It would be my turn instead. I quickly thought of the best way to scare them.
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around the room. Baobi tossed them roses which the both put in their teeth. Baobi started strumming his 13-tone fretted guitar and sang along. "My hands want to squeeze every throa
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Another devine culinary art is the mayo and peanut butter sandwich. That was invented in the 70s and was a common fad lasting though the 90s, mostly popular among the preteens.
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This meant their skin was leathery and sexy. It also resulted in skin cancer, which they promptly treated and it was no big deal. I just thought I'd mention that for some reason.
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She glanced around to be sure no paparazzi were around, then proceed to look for her child. She found him collecting gum from the handrails of the subway. He was already chewing
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slinger who was secretly already holding 7 other pistols. I had no escape. I tried to reason with the octopus. "I am here to help and
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Asparagus stuttered, "We've come to ask you for your assistance in building a spaceship to Andromeda." Mr. Lunt then added, "We'll pay you 35% commission." Gpa Cthulhu considered
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If this was the case, then she likely found her allies on social media. I checked her profiles and noted a spike in activity two months before the crime. A vegan group called
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I realized this was another ploy to get me "out" instead of reading history tomes. If it had been the real Rome, I would have gone. I didn't know how to respond. "You said you woul
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"I bought them with my money. You should have thought of this before you cheated on me.", she snapped. "For the last time, I wasn't cheating." She wouldn't
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don't even know where I was going with this. Anyway, Jakie wanted to know if she could have the boot disc back. You should give it back if you are done with it. She loves hacking.
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gullet of Mr. Giant. We finally sat in silence as we watched the giant sleep in peace.