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A pneumatic odour was in the air when Psulus

  • A pneumatic odour was in the air when Psulus woke up. And he couldn't stop sneezing. His monocle fell off and shattered into 6,,900 pieces. Would the dog eat them? Leia watched as

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  • the dog came and gobbled up the pieces of shattered monocle. Psulus was devastated. the dog had just ate his precious monocle. Leia felt sorry, and tried comforting Psulus, but he

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  • was a depressive type. Psulus had a very dark side and when he went there no pep talk, no hug, no joke could lift the clouds of his heart. Leia had known one other like this

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  • and she had no patience for morose people like him. She ended Psulus’ life just like she did with the previous guy. She killed him with lots of love and

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  • and she had no patience for morose people like him. She ended Psulus’ life just like she did with the previous guy. She killed him with lots of love and kindness.

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  • She absolutely believed in the saying "Kill 'em with kindness", but she never thought it would go this far.

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  • when her so called best friends put beef in her food knowing that she was a vegan , the thought of being drenched in their blood kept on playing in her head.

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  • She was a vegan, but she wasn't above murder. But she couldn't pull it off by herself, and she refused to enlist the help of any non-vegan murderers

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  • If this was the case, then she likely found her allies on social media. I checked her profiles and noted a spike in activity two months before the crime. A vegan group called

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  • Grow Your Own had brigaded her with recipes for appalling vegan casseroles. I leaned back in my chair and lit a cigar. It was going to storm, and I wasn't going to miss it.

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