Finished Folds (21—40)
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5Mr. Quinn woke one morning. Except, inexplicably, it was night. He looked out his window. The sun was not up. The birds were not chirping. What in the world had happened?
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1took the video down from the internet, only thankful that his mother had not seen it. "Or did I?", she asked, and a large blush came over his cheeks. "It was only -", he stammered,
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6"Heil Kitty!" was the resounding exclamation, as the Furryer licked her paws. The newly freed dogs jumped for joy, wagging their tails in military fashion. "We must now exterminate
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3The Electric Tongue Company closing left me without a job, I thought, as got on the bus back to Omaha. What would I do? What would happen to my pet tarantulas, crying for food?
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6"Judge Ken!", they shrieked, "You can't decide an important court case in your underwear!" But Judge Ken didn't listen. "Call the next witness" he proclaimed, and Bill Cosby approa
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4the myriad of voices from the PetSmart Aquarium. Tim had the ability to talk to fish since he was a mere lad (long before he started working at PetSmart), when a freak accident had
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6The monks, sensing the uselessness of their plight, went back to their monastery, leaving the flowers safe, at least until winter came.
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2a man's worst folding story nightmare. The video was very popular, gaining hundreds of views per decade. He vomited again.
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1Which I translated as, "No, they are my cookies. And anyway I didn't take any in the first place."
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5"Nah Wilbur, ya don unsdershtand! The ayleeyuns were hear, lasht nite, an' dey took me up to der spaaseship, an' dey did some weerd stuff to my head!", exclaimed cousin Jess.
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4Mrs. Greenthumb had had her minions kill the man because he would not relinquish his blackberry jam, the police maintained. But what about the lemons?
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2cardboard princess was left out in the rain, as Mr. Mouse returned to his kitchen. The princess though, "Why must I always be chased away, just when I discover some cheese?"
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2he was still a youngster, and now he was 83, spending all his time trying to run this all-encompassing book clu. Grandpa sighed again. The book club only had three members: Shelia
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11that the society help out by recycling all used bottles and printing on both sides of the paper. But the society didn't listen, and life on Earth ended in the year 2047.
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6The cherries all fell to the ground, splattering like the remains of a particularly convoluted Folding Story.
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8through cosmic infinity. God looked down and saw something odd in his neat network of galaxys: a small, blue planet he hadn't noticed before. "Hmm, I wonder what kind of creatures
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3the Mexicans would raise up an army to stop Trump. The gin was obviously a good booster of morale, thought Mr Potato Boots, deciding to vacation in Canada.
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3The pedestrian fainted, just having time to say, "Oh, what a guy!"; the Donald Duck mask slipped from her hands into the nearest gutter.
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5He started planting some corn, the seeds of which had been shipwrecked along with him. But he didn't know that native to his uninhabited tropical island was a rare breed of locust,
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4small custard shop Kensington Gardens, known for it's delicious honey-rose egg flan. It was around this time that the Royal Custard Guild was searching for a new official Royal