Finished Folds (61—80)
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5The scrapbooks Mrs. Bobble made were quite something. Full of scandalous, adult, very PG 45+ images, they made all the other housewives's scrapbooks look like child's play.
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1The cook said, "We must go see Rosencrantz and Guildenstein, your lady!", while throwing the baby to the footman.
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5Quebec, November, Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster. I am thinking constantly about mice. Where do they live at night? Where do they come from that they invade my kitchen
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4immediately passed out again after seeing the ghost. The ghost said to Tim, "I've only been dead twenty years. What does she think I am?" Tim said, "Jen's just like that. she has
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2that the orchestra would continue after the theatre had been set on fire, but nothing could stop a performance of The Rite of Spring.
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0Then Natasha came in and her, Peter, and Danny had a really ... 'fun' night.
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2The cockroaches fled, except one who was sitting in his bed after being turned into a teeny human, his prosterior legs dangling piteousley. Oggy spared him, but exterminated
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2odd? I was just about to drink but now I'm feeling very ... sleepy. Why are you saying strange things? The world is spinning. I think I'm going to -
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2Sasha looked up from Doyle. A strange, oddly Sherlockian character had just sat down beside her. "Don't look around, but right behind you is Dr. Trumball, currently wanted in 17 co
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3Virgil said, "Forget about torture, I think you and me, bud, should go into the fast food biz!" Death replied, "Yes, but not you. You must return to limbo." "I love to limbo!", cri
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1The panda subsequently Ate, Shot, and Left, defying all conventional rules of grammar* *cf Linda Buloski, in her new biography of Giant Tibetan pandas, who claims that when aroused
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3"We did not crash into Uranus, we crashed into my - I mean, we crashed into Neptune!" Cpt. Daniels was very upset that the crew showed such disrespect. Was it not he who had
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5"Ha ha, I'm free!" But suddenly, a giant hand grabbed lizard and back it was to the glass cage while he formulated more escape plans. "What're you in for?" asked a nearby
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5stopped, we realized he needed to be recharged. We pulled him out of the tax-collecting office and out into the sunlight. Beep. Beep. Good as new! Back on with the dreary work of
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2called my client. "The jury is in." The corpse in the back of my car was getting any alive-er, so my client might as well find out his sentence now.
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5as he began to speak. "We must tag all Muggles in our midst. We must find and invade a well-situated country, and then build a wall us and Muggledom. We will make them pay for this
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2Back in Outer Mongolia, Theo and Isadora were getting antsy. The spy in Germany's camp had only sent "Popular Japanese young kitten seen near Lorze river. Expect V. Gloomily, K."
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2metaphor jumped out at as from the page. Or did it? Was 'mother' perhaps a synecdoche for something else, the huge band of women the world over uniting to
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3to go feel the bern, you idiot. He subsequently lumbered of into the most forgotten parts of history. The next monster approached. Who would it be? Oh look, it's H
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5Email 1/10. Me to You: Do you really think that I'll ever do what you want after you did something like that to me? It was disgusting the way you acted. Goodbye for ever.