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To the leprechauns hideout. "After me lucky charms again are ye, Cap'n Crunch?" the little man asked, slashing at him with his Razor Bran."You're not part of a balanced breakfast!" -
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The holy kitty carrier, trying to contain the evil. "I DEMAND A SACRIFICE OF YOUR FINEST FURNITURE" the kitten roared. "BURN YOUR FINEST CATNIP AT MY ALTAR" He drove the cat to
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Candy was the only reason Gil came to the strip club. For 85, she was still pretty limber and the highway of wrinkles and sagging flesh really turned him on. "Looking for me?" she
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"Let's just go with the alternate ending of Russel crow staring into the camera masturbating furiously for 45 minutes." the producer said. The movie made so much money that they
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As Jurassic Park began to burn an around him. The TRex tried to escape but Dora got him so fucking high he ran in circles. He tried to swim away but his arms were to short.
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He fastened his bib securely and began to shovel food into his mouth. "I've eaten on many different planets" He garbled, roast brog falling from his lips. "But I've always wanted"
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Madam Wong's needles and herbal remedies cured Rita's raging bowels, and as the last squirt of diarrhea trickled down her leg she vowed never to eat Mexican food ever again.
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He took a hit of coke and began to do jumping jacks, ignoring the blood trickling down his nose. The sega exec felt invincible. "Damn I'm fast" He shouted into his headset.
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So he could destroy his eardrums while commuting to work. He sighed as the earbuds blasted sweet relief into his ear canal. He took his hands off the wheel and closed his eyes
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Texts of the bible, which when translated properly from the original greek, make it clear that Jesus was actually an alien from the rebulon galaxy.
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He wasn't sure what the library was for, since neither of them could read. After he kissed her goodbye he circled around and peered in through the back window, hoping to catch her
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Decided to change the wifi password, he was hogging all the bandwith and they wanted to stream Game of Thrones later that night. the idiot flew into a rage, penis flaccid yet raw
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It will be your dick that gets smashed" Amy watched them walk away laughing to herself, patting the cucumber she stuffed in her crotch. If only they knew her secret. She was a girl
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Deny their foolish beliefs, even in the face of the elder gods. Cthulu swept them up with a tentacled hand and brought the mormons before him. "HOW DUMB ARE YOU?" he demanded.
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Many gerbil bodyguards were out of work and homeless, ted got drunk and cried himself to sleep everynight. He grabbed the gun he hi under his kibble and thought about ending it.
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Get jealous and crave the D. That plan backfired when her and the persian skank got into a catfight, and she told simon she hated him. simon licked himself in contemplation.
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Before I realised I was talking to myself. Maybe moms basement wasn't the best place to plot world domination. Harold must have stole his plans, that bearded bastard must die.
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Did too She would quote Nietzsche at random intervals and began to infect the office with her nihilism. She had been fired 2 months ago yet still showed up everyday to plague them
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to the lost city of popadupalous where untold treasures awaited him. Ivan kicked his sons corpse and summoned his dragon to fly to his wizard friend, who would know what to do.
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Downstairs, they'd just have to call a cab to take them to the level 31 dungeon. The minotaur and his date slew a party of mid-level adventurers and he looted a +35 axe of might.