Finished Folds (1—20)
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4You must live like a smart man. Go to school, get a job, find a wife, get married. This is Russia!
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1The other said, "that's too bad cuz I'll eat your cult baby stew". More pillows destroyed. Mayhem.
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4A man is whatever room he's in.
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3There was a time in my life when my feet were webbed.
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2easy.
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3overtook her face. The evil within her eyes faded. Beneath her lay a dainty soul, too tired to awake from the den of the wolves.
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4a pair of pliers. What a nice mechanic, I thought. My boy would love this iron woman. "You know, my son Jacob loves '68 Chevy's too..."
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2breath. She may have smiled. I'll never know. Her words were too fresh for my taste.
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3Time passed. The heavy air fell upon his naked toes. As he sat silent, the feeling of little licking squirrel tongues
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1I thought she spotted my furry bear paw, poking out from under the bucket seat
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4good enough for her goodies. After all, her chicken breasts were tender and a meat mallet was unnecessary. All she needed was mojo criollo in a bag.
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1opened up the plastic storage container with contents so putrid they'd be mistaken for herd of poisonous caterpillars. "Eat it," exclaimed the
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0The smoke was purple, you know, hazy sort of. My dog, Fluff, looked up at it. He remarked that he liked it and would love to chase squirrels later. Where was I?
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2a moment before his blood vessels bulged from the pressure. "Stop man! Stop MAN stop the train! This ain't no amusement ride!" It stopped when
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0none of our feet would miss the pad and hit the springs. My friend Gunther was Top Mr. Trampolini at Jump Club in high school.
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2got to make a new pair with her babies." Momma was a blunt women. But no more blunt than Pa who routinely
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1a double-edge sword. I will use my sword once across the back as I come from behind, then twice across the front as I exit. Ha -- "x" it. Honey, tonight is a night for murder.
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1Rock, paper, scissors... shoot!
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2I am absolutely, positively, 100%-sure I saw an alien last night. No animal could crouch and feast on a human body like that. Oddly, it smiled at me when I flipped on the
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2I voted today.