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served with a dark beer by a hairy-handed lady with a patch on one eye, who might leer at you with a lustful gleam coming off of her single tooth as she.. -
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struggled to perfect his disappearing ball illusion. Rattalah knew that David Blains's frozen head trick would never be able to compete on the world stage with his missing -
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Stepping through the door was hard for Marvin. He hadn't left his home in seventeen years. At first, he just hadn't seen the need. After a little time had passed, he -
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I looked tomy dock and thought that I saw Travis Mcgee and Myer sitt5ing topside of the "Busted Flush", but no. Travis and company were from the never were, and ravis and company -
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Mr. Dime was short at four-foot eleven. Mrs. dime stood tall at six-foot seven. There were no little Dimes at all, folks said she was too tall, -
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a Chili's restaurant in an international terminal is not the place to announce to the world that you plan to shoot every single foreign -
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the CD burner in the corner of the room where I was burning MP3 files that I'd downloaded from the net to sell to friends. -
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They are coming! With me standing here alongside of this unicorn, I couldn't just pretend that I was out for a stroll through the nice starry night. I looked about for a place to -
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There I was singing an old standard with Dimples {my elephant} trumpeting along with me, when my voice broke. Well Dimples snorted at me, and when she did her ears flew up and -
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Actually it was a personal touching moment. I quickly let that pass, knowing that the photograph in my briefcase was enough to change the political landscape for the entire -
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Moving to the center of the platform, he tilted his cap back, raised the bag above his head, and called out to us, "Peanuts! Get yer peanuts!. " I raised my hand to buy some and -
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As I stared at her, feeling desire swelling within me, all I could think of to say was, "Ah, Miss,...do you have the time?" She looked at me with amusement and reached under her -
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I was flung head-over-heels across the uneven ground until I came to rest against a large rock. I reached up and swiped at the blood flowing from my broken nose, panting as I -
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Dippity-Doo tastes really bad on pancakes. Leroy Abner knows this because he leads a very preoccupied life. Mind on one thing while doing another, Leroy once -
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Shirley burped. Her face turned a bright pink as she squirmed in the pew, and Reverend Dickey began another long winded prayer. "Oh Lord, -
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Hooter's restaurant in downtown Boise. Samantha smiled at the suprise on James Egbert's face when the bullet appeared as he was reaching for -
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have him tied to a chair in his underwear, and would recite scripture to him from the Bible. No, there were other ways to turn this evening into something that we could never -
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I motioned with my hand, "Bring it on, Sweetheart." I can take you!" My mistake! She hit me with another muffin between the eyes, and when I couldn't see for a second, she -
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toward home, hoping for the return of my lost dog "Sam" or maybe a new B-B gun. This birthday would be special. At least this year there wouldn't be -
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From a lifetime of stuttering, speaking was never easy for Marvin. The barrel of the revolver pressed to his forehead made3 it even harder. "D-D-Don't shoot! I-I-I'm not