Finished Folds (21—40)
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1Ethel had wise in her eyes, and she spotted the grifter in me as soon as I stepped on her property. The scam I was trying died as soon as I
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1With long legs crossed, she sat across from me in the little office and mutt5ered to herself, "Where to begin?" She raised her head and said, "You won't believe this but I..
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2off his apron. Apron in one hand and a feather duster in the other, Chuckles McFlabbimutter strolled out of the kitchen as he called out to the world, "
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2in the center of this small fishing town. The smell of fish, the taste of salt water, and all the minnows that we could ever possibly eat for the rest of our lives!
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4Tom Cruise began jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, and the dragon became enraged and pounded his tail into the TV. She made a break for the mouth of the cave and almost
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5their disdain of misspellings and grammatical errors. All of the fun and creativity was squeezed from open folds as they
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3deal with shade s that came at you straight on. The Native American spirits always had a twist...always slipped in customs that defied any logic or
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2,so they handed him a bottle of Coke and made room for him in the tub. They all agreed that together they looked like a soft drink commercial.
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6At work I asked everyone I know, "Have you ever seen a rash like this? Here, touch it. See how rough it is?" For some reason, no one would
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3You wipe your feet before you come int this house, little Mister!" That brought a look of shame into his eyes, and he ducked his head mumbling an apology as he scraped his feet on
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2I pulled an orange from my pocket and began peeling it, throwing the peelings onto the grave. I gave a mock salute and strolled out of the landfill on my way to
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3the day of Home Depot's big sale, I was caught stealing a small tool that I really didn't need. After the crime appeared in the local paper, I saw my future
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3Batty baseball bums boldly basked in the barn, while crazy carpenters craved cake and candy covered cookies covered in cream. Where would he
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2his reputation as a bad risk had spread through the small town where he held down his job as a sandwich chef during the lunch hour. Keith longed for a chance to
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1Your Honor, my client is allergic to Peanut Butter!" The attorney turned to the witness stand, pointed his finger at the Judge, and said,"
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7"Duck!" While I was looking around for a duck, a baseball slammed into my head. From where I now lay on the pavement I saw another post it note that read,
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4duct tape and chewing gum, even a corpse can be made into an acceptable work of art. If only i'd had a little more time, I might have seen that the
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6A flea and a fly in a flue is useless unless you have a pea in a pie filled with glue. If you have a flea and a fly in a flue, and a pea in a pie filled with glue, you can
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3Kicking back with my feet up while digging at my ear with a dull pencil, is my idea of a great way to spend my eight hours of labor for the " Boss." The "Boss" may not
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2being late for her juggling class. Devon watched as Claudette's skirt swirled around her long legs as she sped through the door. "Another missed chance for an evening of