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agony. If it wasn't for love, he wouldn't have felt compelled to have perfect teeth. If it wasn't for love, his dental bill wouldn't be a problem. Pah, without it he'd be happy. -
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warning, and ate my toes anyway. The good news is that Bob died this day from poisoning. The bad news is that I no longer have toes, so I couldn't attend his funeral.
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kicked at small rocks, like a loser. Because he WAS a loser. He shouldn't have dissed his bros. So he decided that, to make it up to them, he would do something grand. He would
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sfaction as its last, dying breath was clearly audible. This wasn't a story, but an origin.. Of the Fruit Bowl Killer.
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My last thought as everything faded to black was quite a simple one. Why couldn't she wipe the frosting off of the knife first?
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After hours, my toaster was finished. It would toast anything to perfection. But there was one problem. I accidentally slid my finger in, and it had acquired a taste for flesh!
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was about to die. The horse suddenly tucked its wings in, and plummeted into a lake, effectively drowning her. Then it would move on to its next victim. The sweet old man who
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am a pig in thigh-high stripper boots? At least he thinks that I would be a hot pig. He could cook my bac- What am I thinking? I had a goal, a purpose. I had to
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which then spilled all over my lap. I screamed in agony, and in my mind swore that I would get revenge. Yes, I would make him pay! I would
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As prodigies often do. Not one single person we're led to believe we can rely on is ever actually there when we need them. Instead, there is a sheep in a pink wig. He is the true
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a world so coldly fading away, turning against me. I would never live again, regardless of my time spent surviving. People looked at me, but they never saw me for who I was. A
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And then I woke up.
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gh he requires a daily human sacrifice. First, you must cut them open and stuff them with dog food. Then, you must slowly pour the blood and urine of a thousand cats over it. Final
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I created for myself a laser pointer with the most enticing beam a cat could hope to chase. But little did it know, the laser would actually go through his flesh! Then I dropped it
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He was really just a lonely old man furry, who had never had good company growing up. Never had a girlfriend or children. Grief drove him crazy. So he resolved to
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a giant frog, whom of which was known to be especially ruthless. Not a single gladiator had won to him thus far.
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The boy's Mother looked at him and laughed. "Don't be silly, Jacob. That's not the Loch Ness Monster! That's the shark from Jaws." She then pushed him into the water.