Finished Folds (61—80)
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0Woooow
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4. Unfortunately however, she was already very thin and needed to eat lots of calories in order to not get blown away in a light breeze, and heaven forbid she starts laughing
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3being in an adult diaper made me feel simultaniously mature and youthful!
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3ways it enlightened the soul were unmatched for the weatherman. It was heaven, or as close as there was on earth.
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330% and she collapsed into sleep mode until somebody swivelled her mouse a bunch. Being a weird funky cyberteen girl had it's perks but being hungry literally meant you'd die soon.
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5It was not the afterlife she expecter life to entail... but hey it put metaphorical bread on her hell table. She'd go harvest undead and restless souls and lock them away in tartar
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5Drenchef were people. Cat's and dogs were living together--MASS HYSTERIA! The cars needed to be fixed but were too prideful to admit it, and the oil was spilling all over the place
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6which sucked, because he was very fond of Raisin Bran. But if eating Cheerios was what he had to do for LOVE, than gosh darnit eating Cheerios was what he was going to do!!
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2gine, especially since not too many of the children actually had any diabtes! Truth is, Preist Pat just had a lot of Insulin to go around and didn't wnt it to go to waist! Too bad
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2, however, that the sun rose directly above the cauliflower! So it had no shadow whatsoever.. Mariah tried to argue a redraw but a civil war broke out anyway. "How tragic" said
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2"Give up ZED!" Art lunged at Zed, teeth bared. Zed quickly pulled his pistol out but fell backwards as Art pounced on him. His pistol dropped to the floor and he could barely reach
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3..vouldn't have noticed ZHAT YOU HAD MY PIPE HIDING IN YOUR VIOLIN ZHIS WHOLE TIME?" The violinist didn't know what to say, he'd been caught! He stood up and pulled out the pipe, b
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3came bursting through our doors, trying to find me--the koolaid culprit. But they were also narcissistic from the koolaid, and they thought with certainty it was my brother Clyde.
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5to bring the EVERLOVING DUCKTAPE YOU IDIOT!!!!" He should have brought that ducktape. What a screwup that kid was. Right at that instance, ghost pepper sauce sprayed the eyes of...
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4Could it be???? The gap in the teeth.... it was just like the gap in HER TEETH!! She looked in the mirror and saw only a skull with glasses and hair. SHE WAS DEAD ALL ALONG!!
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2or so they thought! That morning they found the dog, dead in the closet, with a note saying "NEVER CROSS THE WINDOW WITCH" Two weeks later they got a new dog and he was even better
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5and hotdog's, but it was too late.. they had all been crushed by her weight. "How could this happen?" Katy and Sarah glanced at eachother. "Well, we were on the trampoline, and"
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4The first dog said "HOLY COW A SQUIRREL" and tried to chase it, the second dog did it's best to restrain the first dog but the third dog also wanted to chase the squirrel. THE END
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6So Bill would need something.. bigger than just an arrow or a shotgun. If he wanted those fairies, he'd need to pull out the heavy artillery, he'd need the
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4d a new meal. And they all contracted polio. The end