Finished Folds (21—40)
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11" said Jim, oddly to himself, with a twinge of disbelief in his eyes. Two days ago he hadn't the foggiest that aliens even EXISTED, and now he was the official alien hotline voice.
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4As I sat at the desk, though, the strangest thing happened. A man wearing something weird walked into my cubicle! It was a
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3maverick who knew how to handle two swords--which he didn't, but boy howdy if he didn't sell the act well. A crowd of people phased upwards from the floor just to applaud.
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2them away to military school, yknow, to build character . Unfortunately I got the paper screwed up and signed my son up instead. WOOPS! Ya know how it is, sometimes stuff happens.
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3nce, before rounding her to a nice round number if ya catch my drift. Unfortunately, she also caught my drift and was carried away into the distance by it, raised up into the sun.
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10the local news station: The Local-motive. Unfortunately, his plan did not work, meaning he wasn't hired and he was shamed forever for applying the tic tacs in the wrong order. "Oh-
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3" he said as he stumbled around crashing into his fellow partygoers.He haphazardly shoved a wad of cash into the hands of a young boy with the request of buying silverware. "Weird
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2..... "oh no"
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6The sheriff, staring coldly and soberly at the little mini party of drunkards in the cell quickly got jealous. He wasn't above having a good time and even got drunk himself. This w
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3It was worse than the black death combined with a queens full of aces! The poker table gasped in shock as he used nothing but his cards to decimate life in this little kingdom.
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3..in concept. In action it turns out that 850 folds of bat feces is TOO DANG MUCH!! You're skin gets so soft it starts draping up and falling the bones! I recommend something else
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3So...she took the blame. It wasn't anything serious but at the very least it kept Belle's inciting rage at bay...for now. There was no way she could keep this up, she needed a long
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5The David Bowie dopplegangers found themselves quickly getting drained of energy from all that incessant dancing. The only reason they stopped was when K3R3 was shot by a passerby.
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4sighed. The chaos...the destruction...all this crumbling beauty and terror unfolded and melted before their eyes. There was nowhere else that the Doctor or Raymond would rather be.
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3"Ya done it Donald" He said, shaking his head passively as he stepped through the grand doors of the oval office. "Everyone's dead now. Ya did it."
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4....heaven forbid she laughed, the force of her laugh would slam her against the wall causing a concussion. To safeguard against this, she stuffed her face with the most fattening
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4his final dying breath. "What the heck is happening here??" A high pitched voice rang from the doorway--it was the Pillsberry Doughboy!! Popeye ran to cover Chef Boyardee's body...
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5started calling him up in the middle of night asking for advice on literally everything. It had gone too far Deacon Dacy needed a new fresh face to dump their inane inquiries on
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2with enough tinkering I put together a meal fit for my colossal stature. I was about to dig in when an airplane crashed into my window and toppled to the ground. "Stupid planes..."
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3le creme with a side of lawful justice in the court. He was out there in no time and his client INNOCENT. As he sat in the john he leaned back in satisfaction. He'd won again.