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Why did I always have to blurt things out? I couldn't have kept it to myself? No filter, that was always my problem. I'd blown it. So much for playing it cool. Oh the shame! -
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me was Aloysius and he was the most handsome yet misanthropic demi-god to ever visit our realm. As he matured his vengeful nature shone through as he took great pleasure in
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He suddenly sat bolt upright and exclaimed, "I have seen things mankind has only ever dreamed of. I have seen beyond the veil, into the very mind of god!" With that he expired.
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put on my muumuu and venture out. I slipped into the loose fitting garment and strode proudly into the outside world. It was time to reclaim my self respect. To hell with them!
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ICIAL goats we are running low [Alt] on expendable beasts. [Caps Lock] Never in all my days have I been so in need of a blood sacrifice to appease the wrath of the gods who seem to
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Guinness farts and half digested kimchi. Nothing like the stench of fermented vegetables to add to the flavour. When ready the meal would feed an army that could defeat a small
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to track down his now ex-wife and break the news. It would be hard on her but he was counting on that. He'd always hated her and had started the affair just to hurt her and
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Clive had had enough. Standing on the edge of the precipice, with his toes dangling over, he took a final deep breath and looked skyward. The buzzards were circling in wide arcs
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never knew what happened. The Wong family secret was safe for now. Mr Wong's laundry service could continue as loopy as ever. Marvy had failed once again and groaned disappointedly