Finished Folds (161—180)
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7"Its... Its beautiful!" Emily whispered. Joan looked shocked. "The sky is having a seizure for christs sake and you think its beautiful?" he pointed at the northern lights.
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1"Jack has developed some sort of rare disease, inherited of course..." Dr.No said. "How can we help him Dr? He keeps eating my boogers!" I wiped my running nose. "There is only one
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10sharpening my butter knife. They'll pay. They'll all pay! As soon as my dog walker walked into my apartment condo, I lunged at him like an Olympic fencer. He somehow parried it
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5real chicken, eggs and all. The chicken set to work immediately, swearing and attacking the hare chef. "You motherclucker!" The chicken shouted, and pelted the chef with eggs
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7"Its the Illuminati. I'm very dissapointed with all of you. Extra homework!!!" and he slammed 32 sheets of paper on everyone's desk. It was a report on the history of the shoelace
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4Serious death poem: Death is death. Death is sad. Death is bad.
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2But I reincarnated as a rhino and now I beat up poachers with my magnifique boxing. I stroke my handlebar moustache and scoff at them when they fail. Of course, I cut their behind
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4The magical wishes were magically granted by the magical teacher. The magical magics were noticed by the magic police, and they witch hunted the magical teacher. "Aha!" they cried
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3I couldn't believe her. Not because she told me she was a flinger ,but because selkies are all female. "But Mum, you're a woman, how can you have me if my father was a selkie?!"
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2no child's play- on second thoughts... They assembled a team of babies and gave them typewriters. The babies were each given a word of english, and whatever they typed was the new
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3and some thread. I quickly sewed the zombie's mouth, so she could not complain, and gave her a right good kicking in the behind, booting her to the back of the bar. It was a brawl.
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8hatching out of my cocoon, to show the world the marvel of my wings and strut them about. Sadly, I turned out to be a moth, not a butterfly as I had first thought. I was dying, the
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5He skilfully poured meanie martinis into the customer's cups, dancing away to the cruise ship's mariachi band. The martinis insulted their consumers, with snarky comments on how
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4so, foldmeonce sloshed a bucket of water on top of Flopp's head, waking him up to see the spear pointed at him! "Noplease! The next folder is much more tasty than I am!" and he ran
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6The food crisis was resolved after everyone resorted to eating the slugs at the bottom of the rocks, which to their great surprise, tasted like chicken. They were becoming French!
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4slammed into her face, full frontal. The wrestling fridge jumped onto the couch and body slammed into her, quickly holding her in an arm bar. She tapped once, and the toaster
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6Emily rubbed the dust off the glasses, and read "Spooky scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine?" and she metamorphosed into a skeleton with thick glasses.
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4The influence of cheese bred a slow intolerance for the stuff, eventually making the country of USA lactose intolerant. This was absolutely unacceptable; after all, where would
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4zantine inc. "Your daily peanut needs, to support an empire!" I chuckled and handed my loan to the sloth debt-collector. "Fine day?" he asked me. "Quite fine" and I loaded my gun
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8ies. Who cared if I used a filter to make myself look good, so what? Shame on you "Natural Beauties" with your artificial makeup and your snarky comments on how I look. I'll have