Finished Folds (401—419)
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5She took the mace and smashed it into my face again. "Ouch," I said. I quickly sprang away from her lap and said "OK OK! You can have your personal space."
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2The Judge declared that Evo, the master of language, was not in fact the consumer of the oriental opioid. Evo walked away from the court, happy as a consumer of an oriental opioid
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1said an old woman. "Agh!" I screamed and shrugged her hand away from my shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" I asked. "My name is ETHAN BRADBERRY and that's my burnt house." replied
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4smoke it all they want. Paul Harvey then focused his eyes into the NBC news camera. "The young ones should know not to smoke anything they find on the floor!" shouted Paul Harvey
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5gun. POP! POP! POP! The bubble machine gun fired furiously at Luther the cat-dragon. Luther pretended to be dead and crashed into the warehouse. The Mob Boss's agent slowly stood
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1"Hah!" replied the snake. "I know you are lying, Satan." Satan looked shocked. He could not believe that Snake was not believing the crab-apple excuse. "Fine..." said Satan sulkily
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1scrutinising of the aliens. However, Father did like his organs, and told everyone to pack in the organs. Suddenly, a UFO zoomed by, and fired a tractor beam at the organs.
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3Barney attacked with his pterodactyls on Trump's home. Trump told him he was going to build a wall. Barney laughed and told him that pterodactyls can fly. Trump widened his eyes
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6Drats! That damned mouse stole my cheese again. It was day 47, and the vermin was stealing my expensive cheddar cheese. I walked around the apartment slowly, with a shotgun in my
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1I looked deep into his eyes and said "Only your life." I then proceeded to walk away slowly from the scene as the ufo exploded. The Nike Air Max is a man's pride. Never ask for it.
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2only catch was... the instructions were written in invisible ink. They slowly started hyperventilating, and looked into each other's terror-filled eyes, whilst screamed in fear.
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6time. The human restroom was strange. His half-human and half-alien instincts kicked in. His human self told him to urinate, while the alien self told him to attack the urinal. He
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4Pasquale told Pardo to help him open the lid. With a combined effort, the two managed to open the wooden box. A collective gasp came from both of them. The glow from inside the box
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3I laughed maniacally. He had no idea that he was dealing with a keyboard warrior. Swiftly, I corrected his spelling and grammar, and proceeded to laugh at his poor excuse of a cuss
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6*Gasp* The crowd gasped as a dark shadow grew over the city. Peter Parker looked at the source of the shadow and gasped. He took off his glasses and ripped his shirt. It was time.
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3for the little killers. The kids would pump their rubber bullets into the poor helpless card people. Rarely, a child would shoot the head and the heart, and would receive a cookie.
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2did not have the correct labels for their drugs. Unfortunately, one of the side effects of the drug was undergoing insane diarrhea. Slowly, the patient released his grip and farted
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2Jakob licked his lips and asked for more. Souperwoman graced him with a warm and motherly smile "Of course!" said Souperwoman.
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1buy shoelaces for the homeless man on 4th street, who had loose Crocs.