Finished Folds (401—420)
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2itself into my nostrils. I sneezed and dislodged the insect from my nose. Yet this insect was persistent in keeping me from my visions, and was intimately attracted to my nose.
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5Gene could merely suck up one spaghetti at a time, whilst Dr.Ziti devoured pasta alphabet at breakneck speed. Dr.Ziti was the true Pastafarian. Dr.Ziti's apprentice was very lucky
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2accent. "Does anyone have vodka? Векж эа льюкяльиюч пырикульа позтюлант" I said in a drunk manner. Although I did a mean Russian accent, the cat was not amused and mother was hurt
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3spaghetti monster just floating in the background of the oil painting. Beautiful. The horses danced and praised the spaghetti monster for being deliciously holy and rich in flavour
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4meatball boulders. Using the giant colander to heave himself up onto the meatballs in the middle of the spaghetti river, he watched the bus sink to the bottom of the pasta riverbed
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4a cashier's job at McDonalds. Alas, I could not stand to see the face of my poor uncle, as I told him I had encountered the same fate as him, so I kept up the ruse to see him happy
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0The moustache on the picture of Saul's wife had been drawn in... no ... it could not be.... Permanent marker! Saul was still passed out by the shock of seeing his beloved wife's
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4"Oh" squealed Zippa Zappa. The officers continued to glare strangely at him. "Oh I can feel my Quark Squidling babies!" The interrogation officers backed away slowly from Zippa and
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5She took the mace and smashed it into my face again. "Ouch," I said. I quickly sprang away from her lap and said "OK OK! You can have your personal space."
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2The Judge declared that Evo, the master of language, was not in fact the consumer of the oriental opioid. Evo walked away from the court, happy as a consumer of an oriental opioid
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1said an old woman. "Agh!" I screamed and shrugged her hand away from my shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" I asked. "My name is ETHAN BRADBERRY and that's my burnt house." replied
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4smoke it all they want. Paul Harvey then focused his eyes into the NBC news camera. "The young ones should know not to smoke anything they find on the floor!" shouted Paul Harvey
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5gun. POP! POP! POP! The bubble machine gun fired furiously at Luther the cat-dragon. Luther pretended to be dead and crashed into the warehouse. The Mob Boss's agent slowly stood
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1"Hah!" replied the snake. "I know you are lying, Satan." Satan looked shocked. He could not believe that Snake was not believing the crab-apple excuse. "Fine..." said Satan sulkily
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1scrutinising of the aliens. However, Father did like his organs, and told everyone to pack in the organs. Suddenly, a UFO zoomed by, and fired a tractor beam at the organs.
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3Barney attacked with his pterodactyls on Trump's home. Trump told him he was going to build a wall. Barney laughed and told him that pterodactyls can fly. Trump widened his eyes
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6Drats! That damned mouse stole my cheese again. It was day 47, and the vermin was stealing my expensive cheddar cheese. I walked around the apartment slowly, with a shotgun in my
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1I looked deep into his eyes and said "Only your life." I then proceeded to walk away slowly from the scene as the ufo exploded. The Nike Air Max is a man's pride. Never ask for it.
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2only catch was... the instructions were written in invisible ink. They slowly started hyperventilating, and looked into each other's terror-filled eyes, whilst screamed in fear.
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6time. The human restroom was strange. His half-human and half-alien instincts kicked in. His human self told him to urinate, while the alien self told him to attack the urinal. He