Finished Folds (1—20)
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2let the bastards get you down. Always bet on black. Never give up, never surrender. And above all else, don't trip balls without a trusted friend to keep an eye on you!
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3Dr Goodfeel, eased his latex clad arm in with the care that only comes from years as a circus egg juggler. "Ah Ha" he exclaimed, withdrawing his arm to reveal a perfect baby goat!
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0Quickly, I listed 14 ways to grow carrots to win the gameshow and avoid death. 1. In mud, 2. Hydroponics, 3. In troll’s ears, 4. By singing to them, 5. At a carrot ranch, 6. Using
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1Candace frowned. Omar was right, the pizza situation couldn't continue. The kids tucked into their pizzas, but that didn't solve the bigger problem. "Okay" Candace replied "Grab a
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2courtesy to Zagnut the lawyer, he didn't ask for cat litter, and bought that himself. Armed with the kitty litter, sugar, petrified man and the shovel, he began his grizzly
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1, to lock in the flavour. But, personally, I wouldn't spice your dumplings with yellow or spicy brown mustard. I suggest adding some smoked paprika, a touch of cayenne pepper, and
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1d agreed to buy the device. The sale complete, Vanessa hefted her new RonCo machine and left the store. This was just the what she needed to get rid of the body. It was dicing time
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1Bucket 29: Lavender scented brimstone. Bucket 30: The tears of joyous llamas. Bucket 31: Gravy. Bucket 32: Friend's outtakes "The one where Joey follows through". Bucket 33: Hot
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1I still had a few dollars left from selling the damned jukebox. So, I headed for the nearest bar and wandered in to grab a beer. And there it was! The cursed jukebox still playing
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2, or "The Clown King", as we in the clowning circles called him, was due to speak at our next AGM. I'd never seen President Trump speak before, being new to clowning, but I'd heard
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1Years painstakingly collecting puppet heads on the California black market knickknack circuit vanished beneath the waves. She ripped of her clothes and dived after the collection
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2Incensed, Dean-o gave Tiny Tim a shake, prompting the bayonet to shapeshift his single cell into a fearsome claymore. Madame Mustache (sic) stepped back aghast. Drawing her own
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1One enormous tree, that became known as the Towering Oak of Old Haiti. Romania's burgeoning aquatic camper van industry supported the economy. However, the rise in sea levels
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2joined in with the Communist army's laughter. Mario and Luigi looked distressed, and began to wash down the horse to remove the hairspray. There was no way Wario was winning this
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3Patricia regarded the scene of carnage as the ravenous, fondue smeared partygoers turned towards her and began to advance. The antidote should be taking affect by now, they had
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2the swamp's edge. Despite the Smelly Sludge's rancid odour I began to feel drawn to him. After all, who was I to judge. The Clodhopper stopped his fiddling and I started to
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1forcing them to use outlandish pirate accents at the point of a cutlass. There's nothing a pirate ventriloquist's dummy likes more than listening to a terrified landlubber singing
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1indelibly staining the otherwise remarkable prose. Errors like this happen. One time he'd missed out a word entirely, and only spotted it after he'd folded and passed. The shame
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1,but Princess Harriet was having none of it. A ticker-tapeworm, ridiculous. Princess H sat pondering the problem. If we can't decapitate them, then maybe some kind of exotic
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1and gave a suggestive wink. "Right!" said Umlaut "This clearly isn't working Krieger. It's time we tried something different. Busking! That's bound to get us the money we need"