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"That hurt," my little sister mumbled. "Hey, at least it's off your face," I said. "Want a sandwich?" She nodded and followed me to the kitchen. I fixed up two salami sandwiches. -
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"Ya wanna go to cheeky Nandos with the lads after school?" Sean asked me excitedly. I blinked slowly. "No." "Come on lad, it'll be a jolly good time!" "No."
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So, I mixed some salmon and vegemite into the cake, knowing there'd be no consequences. I laugh manically as I stirred the mixture.
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"Oh." Ted remembered the salmon he'd tortured and ate. He didn't think he'd get sent to hell for that mistake, but here he was. "So, Jenny," he said, "what do we do now?"
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"I won't explain myself," I refused, lifting my chin slightly. My mom yelled in frustration and stormed out of the kitchen.
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Jamie chose the path of fire. His happy whistling stopped when he stumbled upon a burnt corpse. "Holy hell," Jamie cursed. "This guy got burned real bad."
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"What's up mom?" I asked. She remained silent for a while, her hands trembling as she grasped the steering wheel. "Did something happen with dad?" She nodded.
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We all said our goodbyes and I got into my car. As I was driving home, I hit a semi and died. I descended into hell. "Welcome," Satan said politely. He was a pretty chill dude.
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For the five minutes I was in my car, I couldn't stop shaking. My hands firmly grasped the steering wheel and I sat rigidly. Damien would get what he deserved once I arrived.
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"You need Jesus!" Olivia insisted. I shook my head. She knew I wasn't religious, so why was she acting like this? "Olivia, you need to calm down," I said slowly.
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After falling on my head, I died. My spirit left my body and I hovered for a while. Well, now at least I wouldn't have to stay with Ann. I decided to stick around the house.
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My boss narrowed his eyes at me. "This promotion could set you for life," he argued. "I'm not going to become an assassin!" I snapped, outraged.
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I wasn't his father. "Daddy?" Ramone asked sleepily. "What is it?" "Ramone..." I gulped. "I'm not your real dad." Ramone blinked in confusion and shook his head in denial.
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: Cheeky Nandos. Sean travelled from the States all the way to Britain so he could hide at Nandos. Nobody there would know he murdered the little girl.
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Jordyn yelled in surprise as he was sucked through a portal. He travelled through time until he reached the beginning of the universe. He floated in space before dying.
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approach the penguins with caution. They may seem innocent, but we suspect they're a new cult of sorts. We suspect they're looking for human recruits.
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The pirated shot Long John Silver. "Survival of the fittest," one of the pirated, Lil Pirate John tsked.
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The Great Wazoo strode through Walmart, his soulless black eyes narrowed as they scanned over the aisles. He was on an important mission: to find a pineapple.
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The manager stumbled back as the insect giant formed. The buzzing was almost unbearable, and he covered his ears in a sorry attempt to block out the deafening noise.
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"Kill me?" he asked, horrified. "I've done nothing wrong!"