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  You see the thing is, Martha is too old to know how to work the television. So there she sat, just staring at the blank screen..

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  2013-09-12 19:20:41

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  I was grounded, for the next 9 months... I hate my parents

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  2013-09-12 19:19:22

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  There he was, sitting on top of the pavement in front of the bus stop..

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  2013-08-08 00:41:51

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  i woke up and thats when i found her...

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  2013-07-25 00:59:34

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  I was having a beautiful walk, when suddenly a wild junkie appeared and tried to stab a needle in my arm..

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  2013-07-25 00:48:46

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  My mother, she was standing naked at the top of the stairs, with one leg kicked up in the air.

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  2013-07-18 19:52:16

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  I decided that i must strip nude in order to survive. The only problem was I'm with an elderly woman, and I think she wants the D.

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  2013-07-18 19:46:47

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  Yes! That's what happens when you live in Detroit Big Boy.

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  2013-07-18 19:37:02

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  Out came some melons. It was my first time with melons so I didn't know what to do.

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  2013-07-18 19:29:27

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  There was only one way to get through this

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  2013-07-18 01:20:06

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  But it come to the realization that elephants have no fingers and that there was nothing it could do to save its dying mother.

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  2013-07-18 01:11:09

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  Yo Mr White! What should i do with those bodies? Gimme a call as soon as you can cos im almost out the blue stuff too. We need to get cookin yo!

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  2013-07-18 01:05:35