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nish. Lobster boy, the bearded lady the list really does go on and on and there isn't a check box for this type of medical history how do you even begin to explain -
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so, I grabbed a few jars of that as I made my way to the booze. Everyone seems to want milk and bread, but to me its the booze that is important. How can you possibly survive
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I didn't say ghost story I said Horror story and come on the difference between a horror story and how you lost your virginity is splitting hairs at this point. The person you
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the wee hours of the morning. That damn snow shark with is white skin was impossible to see. As I watched Joe disappear I couldn't help but, wonder where the Honey Badger was
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I called it Super GlitterButch. No one would recognize me in my amazing transgendered furry costume. I was part male squirrel and part female snunk in the tradition of
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Star Wars this and metal band this it was like they were speaking a foreign language. About the only thing I did understand was the 12 year old boy humor. I can not lie I
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suckers along with a Kimodo Dragon and a Rhinocerous Viper. It was a complete turn on to live on the edge. Not knowing if your own pets would love or hate you, let you live or
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There was so much red in the air it was impossible to gauge exactly who threw the flag and for what. Was it Jim in accounting making another not funny math joke or someone in the
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ask you what was so funny in that way that made you wet your pants. He was that guy the one in the crowd that said inappropriate things, but then made you feel bad. I guess it
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Or nannerpuss is really just the most annoying thing to ever grace this planet. Okay, well maybe nannerpuss ties with that bitch Kate Gosselin and all her whiny kids. How is a
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achieved horizontal and vertical bingo with that one little call. But, it would all be okay b/c Father Joe aka Father Handsy and I would be getting horizontal soon enough.
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ever would involve Squawkers, red flags, spider monkeys, but only spider monkeys that I can fit in my pants b/c if they don't fit in my pants how can I smuggle them onto the
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After thinking harder about it isn't a walking peanut a walking nut, which basically makes him a walking genital? If that isn't an HR red flag by itself I'm really not sure what
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beef, but it left me wondering if it would keep me satisfied long enough to find the real thing. My whole life I was told that simulating the act could be satisfying, but I was
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took me out. He apparently, thinks he is the only person who should be able to jump over the moon with the cows. Since, when did he become a part of the world of Mother Goose?
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coming day after day even though squawkers kept screaming each day at the top of his lungs you cunt bag, whore fucker at the poor old milkman. What I can't figure out is why he
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match he was such a sucker for a good blood bath, but the only one I could find was way up on the North Side of the city at a place called Bourbon Street. So, we hopped in
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Then I realized my frat brothers had LIED hookers weren't beautiful. But, how else would I lose my V if I didn't pay this she-man for sex. After a deep breath I said get in.
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and the whole point was that he could be anyone he wanted online. So, quickly he typed Rex and returned with what's your name? In his mind Rex was beefy and strong and no one
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is as gross as needing the Cuchini Camel Toe Pad. I mean seriously people buy clothes that fit. This is why I started WACT, better known as Women Against Camel Toe it is our job