52

We were sitting around the campfire, when

  • We were sitting around the campfire, when Nate decides 2tell a ghost story. It had something to do w/ a crappy Jetta in Maine, &something about a politician. That's not scary. THIS

    4
  • SOUNDS LIKE THE START OF A PORNO! Nate's face got red and he said, "Wait you thought I was telling a ghost story? hahaha no I was telling you the story of how I lost my virginity."

    5
  • I didn't say ghost story I said Horror story and come on the difference between a horror story and how you lost your virginity is splitting hairs at this point. The person you

    6
  • lost your virginity too better not have scared the shit out of you ... unless you're both into that sort of thing. And who am I to judge considering how much I enjoy putting on

    5
  • Barry Manilow when I'm trying to set the mood. Sharondha, was a girl, or should I say, woman who loved sexy music. When she came to my pad I went and got "You're Lookin' Hot"

    5
  • &started; dancing, gyrating in my white polyester leisure suit. Sharondha dug me, I could tell. She swung her hair around & grabbed me...right there. Suddenly, Lydia Dimplepot

    6
  • had my complete attention. I was 52% aroused, 38% terrified, and 14% black out drunk. Without releasing her death grip we caromed around the dance floor. Sharonda and Lydia

    6
  • started making out because they were 87% drunk, but still had 13% of their dance moves and this combination cleared 92% of the dance floor. In a panic, the DJ started playing 100%

    6
  • hokey pokey. It was the only way to corral a whole wedding party of drunken louts. The DJ hoped he could hold off the carnage and played "The Chicken Dance."

    5
  • This only made the wedding-goers more angry. Just when he was about to give up, Vinyl Scratch, the world's greatest DJ, stepped in. She played dubstep, and made everyone happy.

    4

0 Comments

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!