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elf and fled. This in turn caused quite a hubbub among the urchins who set themselves to vigorous debate over the specifics of her departure. "No you daft wanker, she obviously
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Or rather I tried to. Mr. Snuffles was not having ANY of that as evidenced by the font of blood pooling in my sock. "Damn you PetSmart Adoption Center!" I cried.
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"Hello, you've reached Jenny Scoops with Jungle Corp International. I'm away at the moment. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as quickly as possible. Thanks." *beep*
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With no way out of his present pickle, the Most Interesting man bitterly conceded defeat: "I don't always read comics, but when I do, I prefer Marvel". Stan shouted: "Excelsior!"
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The national guard was powerless to stop the crustaceal tide - the crabs' pincer formation was impervious. America had but one hope left: amateur Crossfire champion Dingo Scoops.
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But when all hope had faded into the abyss of the monster's terrible sole, the son of legendary writer Sin'Tinz Fraugmuunt took up his father's quill, dipped it in astral ink, and
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But how could I accept, when I was already betrothed to my dearest Aurora Borealis. Resolving not to reproach her for her gauche proposition, I replied: "Madame Oblongata, surely
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With each step, I thought back to the years of training I'd endured to become crazy: the elementary school PTA rants. The Chuck E Cheese cease and desists. As I neared the peak,
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dubiously as the felinoid continued: "We've reviewed your SAT scores and they are atrocious." "That's not fair!" Mark exclaimed. "That was before they ditched the analogies!"
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For her many fanged and fangled crimes, the tooth counsel banished folding fairy to the strip mine known as the Cavity - there to toil, tooth-and-nail, every day until
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finally entered intermission. A sea of patrons surged to the nearest restrooms, trampling thousands of factory fresh strippers, causing panic among investors and deities alike.
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ically until Uganda (who nobody knew even *HAD* nuclear weapons) nuked Ireland in blatant disregard of the Mutual Assured Destruction Plan, throwing the whole system into chaos.
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Kurt Russel in medieval Egypt. They watched in horror through their chronocams as he was forced to raft-joust Pharaoh's finest along the Nile. But the chief foot fetishist kept
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buddy who wasn't such a Debbie Downer. At the nearby Brim N' Stones, I ended up chatting with a testy old battle-axe named Betty who was in Hell for blowing up the woods where
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ed. "You know I don't appr-" she cut off mid-rebuke in utter shock and disbelief. The clown on the tv...it was her old commander from Desert Storm: Blaze Baker. He was supposed
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he was furious at the depths of their gall. "YOU DARE USE ARCANA FROM THE WINTER CATALOG?!" The cosmic hell-beast was right: it was mid-June. Bamboozled again by the ATDO, they
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Or was that backwards? If we die...we eventually...live? That doesn't sound right. Doubt about the fate of The Thing began to seep into her heart...just as the EPA had planned.
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who, unbeknownst to them or anyone else in the entire world (save for Old Man Kook who lives in the woods), is secretly the half-Asian man named Doctor Spooky.