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-ing together to fight impotence and sexual dysfunctions which threaten to wipe out the sex lives of men and women alike, we pledge to put a stop to the madness. -
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are for little girls and I'm a big boy, not a little girl! I can't go on like this! You'll have to remedy this situation or I'll... I'll have to end my life..." I hung up the phone
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As i sat on the toilet pushing for dear life, the thought occurred to me that I might never go. the pressure could be too much for my bowels! "I can't die, not like this, not now!"
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it sizzled and popped as it burned. It gave off a yucky sciencey smell that i couldn't stand! I was fed up with the way things were going so I decided I had to
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socked her right in the mouth! I couldn't believe myself! That taunting hairy mole on her chin was just asking for it though. I quickly regained my composure and apologized, but
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nick-nack on my shoe?" I questioned. It seemed a most important question but i didn't know why. I stood up, only to fall head first into a forest of meandering rivers.
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The animal seemed docile enough despite it's obvious affliction. I thought it odd that I should be met with such a curious animal just as my tire had gone flat.
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Once upon a time, there lived a girl born with a most curious disease. She was incapable of resisting sudden impulses that other people had no trouble ignoring.