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pure idiocy. But Carmella was one of those writers who looked down her nose at writing for kids. She didn't realize how hard it was, getting 4 yr olds to laugh without saying fart. -
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"Damn it," he said, "Did that idiot put all my eggs in one basket again?" Smithers blanched, "Uh, sorry, sir, I thought..." "The chicken frowned. "Beat it, okay? I'll make my own
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Tom handed the letter to his assistant who read it earnestly. "What should I do?" asked the assistant. Tom laughed. "Tell her to try shaving higher next time." "Right, shave."
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The snow fell, heavy, wet, and Josh trudged through it headed for home. The weight in his stomach got heavier with each step. How could he tell his mom the truth when he didn't
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"That shows how dumb you are. Now give me back the damn remote." I handed the remote to my dad & stared as he flipped to Food Network. God, that man was fascinated with fried food.
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breathed and, deep within, its bloody heart hungered for something unattainable. Susan tossed the rope down and then threw a flare after it. The flare nicked off the cave's far
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The creature existed. More than existed--hunted. Not wanting to be prey, the captain swung the wheel aft, then starboard. "You'll crack the hull!" the 1st mate yelled.
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The teacher tried not to stare at the ripening bruise behind that hair. "Shiner for sure," she thought, but to the child, Mandy, the teacher said, "It happened again, didn't it?"
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First day on the job and of course Jillian would catch the mother of all cases. Two dead, three injured, and not a suspect to be found. "What the hell happened?" Lt. Hiko asked.