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........uuuuhhhhhh........my life!! I'm fish food for sure now, since apparently we're underwater. I weep, since no one can see my tears. Blurble blurble. *Gets swallowed by whale* -
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e. Her protagonist would be named "Cate". She didn't aim for depth in her screenplays, this crossword dictionary fanatic. She thought it would simply be funny to have her audience
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The first of the many travesties that occurred in my traumatizing day included a horrible encounter with my coffee pot. Standing in front of it was my ex-girlfriend. I thought she
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damn they look so good. My fruitless journey for spiritual enlightenment has left me famished. Salivating, I go up to the disappointed kid behind the counter and whisper excitedly
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My left leg is larger than my right leg, and the left side of my face protrudes about half an inch further than the right side, which seems to sag a little. I'm an asymmetrical
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steaming cup of Joe before he started twitching. Colonel Ashbutt also had tremendous respect for Admiral Chartoe, especially since he was the only one who really understood what he
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were too cute! Hoot for the new queue! Heathrow saved me from having too "poo"! What to do without a clean shoe? For Heathrow I would do much more than schmooze in the loo! These
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sky. Tony Blair was whispering something to the security guy while I was distracted by the explosion. They didn't seem to notice. The mini-bus then splashed into the under-water
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. Some government agency bought them and decided to condense them all into one Happy-Time commercial for the local kid's indoor playground. Or so I'm told. The freedom of having no
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de that "We can civilize your reindeer!" It was a general, slightly misleading statement anyway. Especially since we specialize in civilizing mentally ill reindeer. P.C.? Probs not
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ing into the treatment and began to look more phallic in shape and size. I looked at myself in the mirror. "Looking good." I winked at myself then turned to grab the body wax. Too
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she ate would end up tasting like that Naked juice everyone raves about. I started milking her, too curious to wait another second. The milk...it was green...but it was also moving
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Follow him!" I could just imagine that's how it went down. That is how this putrid infection spread so far. So now I entertain myself. I'm imagining that this evil bearer of infect
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Curious George grew furious! His eyes aflame with ravenous hunger leaped through the air, cursing the man in the yellow hat for trying to tame his beastly side for so long. Unintel
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Snish the fish likes to drink artwork for breakfast. His master, Morton McGubby, left him some fine acrylic works of...something...he found at local street fairs. Glass beads too.
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I EATING?! This. was. everything. wrong. about. Thistown. Thistown angered many men. They couldn't seem to make sense of all of these random changes. One
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smelling everything! The wretched old lady seethed. Everyone scattered. Everyone, except John. John liked this artwork, and he wasn't going to stop sniffing until he dog-gone felt
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and was starting to panic. Then, one of the children accidentally kicked the ball right into the referee's gut, causing him to vomit up the whistle & crawl quietly to the sideline.
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fix what I had started. I needed to explain myself, and fast. After all, I loved these people. The pain I caused them is too much to think about. I can only hope they will forgive
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was actually quite simple, especially after she accidentally dropped the sample of shoe polish on her hardwood floors, causing her to slip and place her hands in the shitty mess.