Finished Folds (41—60)
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5"Set the crisis management team on its mission!" cried our team leader. "Assemble & examine the overall financial health of our organization!" Everybody shuffled their feet and lo
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3Was it the angel of death? Alas, no, it was just the damn candy striper arriving to brush your teeth and rid you of your fetid breath. You writhed against your restraints and tri
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3still intact. "Boy the girl loves the and I know...", she paused, perplexed, and tried again. "Smelling roses I up came... Ack!!" Oh, no. She lost the ability to form coherent se
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2Unfortunately the long-term future of rhinos are even more uncertain with all of the African fires wiping out the few foods that endangered rhinos love to eat. And China just recen
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4of a sauna. Relentlessly positive, I praised it as snug, but was initially confused by nozzles and the techniques of the spray tanning booth. It was largely ignored by the body
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4fondue. I participate in everything - weenie roasts, making smores, snapping selfies. But partaking in this dairy fermented hot mess was just too much to dip into. "Help me!" I
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3but it didn't kraken me up. "Not bad, cod do batter." I started to flounder around and considered scaling back. Suddenly a deep voice spoke up. "Whale, whale, what do we have here?
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3can do to your lungs and THIS!" She paused to lift up her skirt. "This is what happens when you use tobacco smoke as an enema!!" "So," I groped for something to say. "Blowing smo
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4speak correctly." "Um, don't you mean enunciation? The way of articulating words clearly and distinctly according to the rules governing the language." The zombie rolled her eyes a
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3discern the player's famous one-legged "flute" stance, which makes him look like a deranged flamingo. Overblowing is extremely important, but nobody can shade holes like
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5make Ethiopian Chicken Tacos (aka Doro Wot Tacos), trying to find new ways to make the cuisine hipper and more approachable in order to “put it on the American dinner table.” Taste
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4The extended length of time was negligible. These hard-shelled clams are the longest living animals in the world. Scientists accidentally kill world's quahog at age 507 when they
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2story-teller folded his tales like origami. He expertly creased his phrases and sentences with a panache that couldn't be revealed to the mediocre reader. "Now I can start a new
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7He sighed and wished that he could recreate the megalodon species of shark. Unfortunately, with all of the plastic circling around the Pacific Ocean, it would probably eat itself
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6eace!" The placards might have been more effective with a better slogan, but most of the denizens who had been affected by the presence of plastic were amphibians. They all thought
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3well. The sadness never disappears, because I can never eat my depression away. It's only compounded by unnecessary calories and my sedentary lifestyle only compounds my misery.
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3the door swung wide open. I peered into the dusky house interior, but no-one was there to greet me. "Excuse me," I called. "Hello?" Anybody home?"
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4into the living room where he kept a shrine of items that belonged to his family members. He would spend an inordinate time touching each item. The tears he shed would soak into
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2But childhood memories of happier times are not going to sustain our living. It's time for us to go to work and earn money. I can't always dwell on silly things like dancing bear
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2He frantically cast his gaze over the empty horizon. Nope. Nothing there. He thoughtfully munched on the half biscuit as he pondered over his predicament. "Well", he finally said.