Finished Folds (1—20)
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4cleaning nightmare realized. I clutched at my fading chest pain and wiped a hand over my face. “Great,” I muttered. “All I wanted in my life: endless glitter and sparkles”.
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3But how can we tell if a revealed secret is a truth or a lie? Because I am skilled at the devious art of lying by telling the truth. I named this skill as paltering.
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4Because my cuteness is a weapon that is beholden to no-one living, except to me. A slight tilt of my chinny-chin-chin, a coy glance to the side, holy mackerel, no-one can abide
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2not lines of people waiting to be punched by you. If everything could be taken literally, then I think everything would make more sense even when you're inebriated. Even algebra.
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4I pretend that their arrogance & condescension doesn't bother me. My sunny disposition cloaks my true feelings. It's true that I warble out "Have a nice day!" all of the time, but
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11Until some lord named Wellington came onto the scene and designed better boots to wear in the rain. Once the Queen knighted and named a pastry after Wellington, Kenny's name was no
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5"Aw, thanks, pal. I could always use a chew." The small creature held out his palm to receive the gum, but promptly dropped it. "Darn it! I'm all thumbs here!" He bent over to pick
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2the fire crackled hot and bright enough to sear the experience into my mind. My eyes teared as I turned my head from the sky and faced the burning conflagration that threatened
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3Democratic dip, although the people's favoured choice, tends to spoil quickly with its tendencies towards corruption, but nothing can compare to the taste of anarchy.
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4meets girl, girl loves boy, boy loves girl, girl meets girl, girl loves girl, girl leaves boy, boy hates world, boy blames girl, boy meets boy, boy
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2Kopi Luwak or cat poop coffee is widely known as the rarest, most expensive coffee in the world. Retail prices have reaches as high as $80 a cup. Wow. It’s also the world’s rarest
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1removed all of the office furniture during the night and replaced them all with floor cushions and coffee tables. Heh! He smiled at the discomfort all of the employees will
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3savouring the terror & fear of the choir members. Unfortunately, the raw flesh tasted awful and after a few chews, I had to spit out everything out of my mouth. Ugh.
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2The disgruntled man began to do some rigorous back combing, followed by teasing hair from one side of his head to the other - then finishing off with an Ozone-busting fix of hair
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5Pluto shivered and turned his back on the other planets. He always had an inferiority complex ever since the Great Big Bang and it didn't help that he lost his planet status since
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2emit a pungent, fetid aroma, despite DJ Ninja's frantic exertions. "This cream doesn't do what it promised in the commercial," he grunted as he stretched the hose to its full
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1Jim shrugged half-heartedly and replied, "Family can be your worst friends or your best enemies... like shortest day and the longest night of the year, they make their mark...."
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1us, we are the definitive gumshoes, even though we are a dry bunch. Despite all of that drinking involved, we never touched alcohol. And we secretly longed for stable employment.
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3I should check out symptoms instead? No, I was thinking too far ahead. My head was too far into dreams of a land filled with marsupials, so to speak. Is that too literal? Am I
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2It was a truly difficult process, but her determination made her disregard all of the gummy entrails that she left behind. Ugh. What a glutinous mess. She wiped off her mouth and