Finished Folds (41—60)
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1would we look for him? Never mind the fact he'd been dead 60 years, we could always hire a psychic, but where does one find one on a weekend in November? Maybe Joey would know if
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4would dress his grandfather in all sorts of odd apparel. Gramps didn't seem to mind. Of course he wasn't exactly 'lucid' half the time. The other half, he was trying to figure
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0mode of transportation! But Bob wasn't anywhere to be found. Mind, I didn't look very hard. I got lost after the third trip to the neighborhood saloon. I knew he wasn't in
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3where the money would come from? but before I could get too comfortable in my worries, something sparkled through the murky window. "Ooh, shiny!" I thought. Dammit. What was I
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1not sure how to tall you this, but I'm moving back to town. If you'd like to meet up with me -- maybe have coffee? -- I'll be at..." but the machine cut me off before I could
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3Just like we remembered so many years ago, when candy was just twenty-five cents, and Candy was a buck fifty. Candy never liked her, but she did love candy. She would eat those
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0purse to search for my cellphone. Maybe if I 'phoned a friend', I would do so much better. I dialed the first number on my list. It was Anne. I hoped she would have a better idea
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0as she got in, but she just sat down, crushing my hairy leg. I suppressed a shriek of pain, so as to not let her know I was there. She shifted from reverse to drive, and away we
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2down his throat. The taste of the rancid goodness quenched a lot of his fears about his life, but now he felt
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1evil refrigerators, but people wouldn't volunteer. He had to make a tough choice. At random he pulled someone out of the line-up, and
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2She should have known the surgeon wasn't all there after noticing he got his medical license at the University of Neverland, Ohio, but she still went with him. What could she say,
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3Mel Gibson ranting and raving there, but maybe it was his 'off' day. I wandered up and down the lane until I saw the sign. It was like a sign from God, except that God never left
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3waited for him to fall on his face. But he was disappointed after he noticed he was in a wheelchair. How did he miss that?? Oh well, it was time to try something different: he
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2He was small and covered in acorns. Those damned squirrels just wouldn't leave him alone, poor little guy. I took him home with me, and I named him 'Nutty'. I loved Nutty forever
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3thinking about how well a butler could butle when he looked like the ugly drag version of Swamp Thing, but he was a good butler. Even if he did look like Dolly Parton's
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5there he was. He was totally nude from the knees up. Varicose veins meant he had to wear those damned socks all the time, but I didn't care, I loved him. He was my
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3virile, like a lion in heat. We could always join some freaky circus to make ends meet and make a killing at
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2til he saw the receipts in her purse. Why was she spending six thousand dollars on men's clothes? Where the hell did she even GET six thousand dollars? His imagination piqued as
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0were like kids on a sugar-high - utterly psychotic. They didn't know what to do with us, so we kept
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3the football game before the news. It was bound to be on there: how could it not? They were always showing this sort of stuff, and then he'd be famous! Famous for