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, "this ship is indestructible." Both of us squashed inside, I told her to push down the red lever; a low rumble and the engines of confetti began to fire. "Daddy, we're flying!" -
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, the lights began to flicker. "That's odd..." the Chief of Police whispered, "it's like something out of a-" the bike shorts flew out of the laundry basket and on to his face.
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Myrtle the turtle didn't appreciate Russel's name calling and soon they frenzied into a fist fight, punches being thrown and a crowd gathering. Myrtle had won.
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The medicine cured thousands of lives and this moment was forever established as humanity's new beginning. Turns out the plague coming back wasn't so bad after all.
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Little Red Riding Hood was no longer so little, she was big, fierce and was able to fend for herself. She was no longer afraid of the bullies in the playground, not with her story.
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spilling out on to the main stage and being fed to the lions. Sometimes, they would even feed them live audience participants. In any case, it was a huge success.
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"Mother, I've decided to become a pirate. I have always dreamed of becoming a pirate and to prove myself I have scarred my youthful face. I am leaving tonight." I waited for my
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Had I known that my bigoted thoughts were being listened to by a race of super-intelligent octopus aliens, I would have defended them. In a microsecond, the human children vanished
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"<KN>D" from the morse code droppings after picking up his universal translator. Lemony Snicket unfortunately didn't bring their dog translator, so after an unsuccessful day
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". I ran over to the portaloos at the back of the music festival that was currently being held and found half the zoo killer on one loo and half of him on another. "Oh my,"
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that I am the living embodiment of all that is cool and decidedly created the coolest ice cream shack in the neighbourhood. Sunglasses, check. Fifty different ice-cream flavours,
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I had no blooming idea. I trodded off to find my best friend Mickey Mouse, who worked at the bar in Micksville. Mickey knew everyone, so I hoped that he would know this "she".
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leave it to myself. Can't be 'avin you getting harmed little birdie." He tugged back at the package and it ripped open suddenly, spilling the contents on to the beach. "Oh nay!"
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She gazed across the burning landscape, trying to piece together how this had all happened. Gerald, her flying house's carrier bird, suggested that it was the volcano that had
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avoid Bungalow Bill at all costs, ya hear me?" Squawkers agreed hastily and flew up into the sky to get a better look at their surroundings. "Silver through a jungle? Ye must be
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mess on her plate. The employee gasped. "That was my food!" she shouted, "YOU'RE disgusting!" "Don't worry darling, I'll pay for every penny." She retrieved her purse and
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There was only doubt in their minds when the mechanics finally pulled the lever. Mechanical groans emanated from the machine and it's aeroplane rotor started buzzing angrily.
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paused, a sharp inhale fuming through the other end of the telephone. "Now let me see," Bernice pondered, "Ah yes, Bella DeAth with a capital A. She's right here on the carton."
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the mastermind behind this Frankenstein? I thought of the old recycling centre down town and smiled, it was old Parry. The bell jar smiled too. It was alive and wanted feeding.