Finished Folds (1—5)
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6"You make terrible sandwiches, I cheated on you with the girl that works the deli counter at Food Lion." She cried deeply and I stared at her. "Jeff also isn't your son, he''s your
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3ninjas from the future busted through the air ducts with plasma katanas. I wasn't in the mood for this and stared at them all angrily. The type of stare that physically hurt
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4the tooth of the singer that had just suddenly fallen and smashed his head straight on the stage's floor. The little thing had to be worth at least a hundred dollars. And it was
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2Have you ever woken up in the middle of the highway on a desert road? I have a few times. There's usually a diner around where I can call for help. I could see it in the distance.
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5It seemed now would be the best time to destroy Portland. It had babies, sick puppies, and all the hipsters I could bare to hate. Now all I had to do was begin my conquest.