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He then legged it to the kitchen. Despite Bono not being known for his cooking, he was determined to make a fabulous bunch of sausages out of the virgins intestines. Adding salt, -
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Oh no. Oh God. The WiFi stopped working. What was she to do? How would she survive?
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Every morning she caked herself in foundation and proceeded to douse herself in cheap perfume just to hide who she was, but even with that, she couldn't cover it up.
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...she might cover herself in glue and roll around in me. I don't want to be Lady Gaga's next accessory. There has to be a way to escape from her dressing room closet.
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crossed between a fruity crumble. The sweetness of the standard McDonalds confectionary wasn't enough to satisfy Ronald McDonald. He still wanted my blood.
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He handled the matter in the only way he knew how, by singing LLAMA LLAMA DUCK. "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama du
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or will they go to www.wwwdotcom.com and reach the last page of the internet? What will happen? Who am I talking about? No one will ever know....
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infinite connection between us. I would make her my wife. Mrs Radcliffe suits her so much. It's just destiny, that I would ask her to marry me after the show.
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the most gorgeous looking flowers for her daughters birthday, which glowed a beautiful shade of purple. This would give her unborn child's name a meaning. She would call her Violet
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Just like I complain about pain. Secretly I love it. Both are beautiful in there own way. The sorrowful rain brings life to this planet, and pain makes us who we are.
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do what his wife wont. He pressed play on the CD player, and to dramatic music, he put on his boots and marched out the door. "For the anchovies!" He yelled, fist pumping the air.
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Beneath the dense city air lay Hunstanton Pier. At first glance she is ugly, spoiling the consistency of the artificial green grass. You have to look closely to see her true beauty
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The inaccurate intolerance reigns throughout the journalist. He is
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I think I lost a friend. Well, they haven’t been a particularly good friend to me recently anyway. As with all my friends, I still love her, and that’s why what she says to me
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my baby was nearly asleep!" yelled a chubby pear-shaped woman, waddling through the rain with a pram. Just as the ambulance sirens faded, I could hear the crying baby. I took a sip
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The internet trolls are under your bed, in your closet, and in your head.
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. "All the better to smash your brains out with,"she groaned as she reached into her bag. Her innocently evil eyes forever haunted me as I ran.
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"I'm not scared of being alone," she said, but I know her better than that.
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the lord of Earl Grey!" he stated proudly. Suddenly, a pea shooter walked into the beautiful building and fired one shot at his cup.
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my bra and walked away hoping that against all odds he wouldnt tell anyone about my dream and what it could mean.