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I realized that soon, my pubic region would do the same. I cannot have that. I spent a long time trying to perfect my craft of Abe Lincoln out of my pubes but soon it will look -
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, he had already penetrated me from behind like a pure breed race horse. I could feel him pulsating inside me while I thought on how this was the best & worst part of my life.
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t love, it is about a harsh reality that double couponing at your local mart is more than a f**ked up way to slap that mom & pop store in the face and piss on their shoes." please
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boiled goat's milk. I deserve to be Mall Santa this year and the next. I love kids. I love them a lot. More than a lot. I mean a lot a lot. No body loves children more than I but
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after I removed every article of clothing except the used condom I forgot to remove after my back alley romp with a guy who looked like shaft. This is it, I'm forever. God bless!
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but more popular are the poodle piles that had already been urinated on by endangered orphans that are also infested with ear mites and required to take a urinalyses test for
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sit comfortably behind her while they mold and shape pottery together. People=shit by Slipknot will play loudly on the radio behind them. He will plant an earwig in her ear and
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of when I was a child and my mother and father would take turns spitting into each others anus. Because I was mature for the age of 6, I was allowed to watch from time to time but
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bludgeons pigeons in public parks only when an audience of children is available. She is also known for her expertise in bare-back intercourse in various truck-stops throughout
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To sprinkle some of it into my gaping hole when I bend over. I usually feel right as rain after performing such an act. This also acts as a natural enema and helps flush out the
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,"Funny, I figured that you would have been bigger, but your worm is about the same size as myself. No wonder Lilith reacted the way she did. You have my sympathy, now piss off."
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Cliff could not make up his mind where to eat this cliff bar. Possibly inside a box with a fox or out there with a bear, Inside a tree with a honeybee or outside with a
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Mr. Bojangles, a lovely man at times, enjoyed decapitating dead cats a randomly throwing the heads in kiddie ball pits throughout various children's amusement facilities. One day
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replacement is acting up. I know that I should have went with the steel plate rather than the cheap plastic but I ran out of stamps to use as currency. I lost my money to ruby red
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I bribed him with sweet lustful kisses behind the dumpster out back but I agreed to not go any further until the Quidach game is finished and I am champion. Only then will the ref
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g", I knew that I had found my match. Why would I even fight it? I mean there are laws against this sort of thing but this is LOVE, this is LOVE LOVE LOVE, what I'm feelin'
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thing, eating human flesh is like eating God. As a child I grew tired of eating cucumbers by slowly swallowing them whole. I became the talk of the town especially down by the old
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Damn! This would be fierce with some sausage gravy, but first I think that I am gonna roll around in that ant hill behind the chemical factory." I haven't been this alive since
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With that in mind, Jacobs pulled an all-nighter watching his favorite motivational film "Roadhouse". The Ed Hardy Store was gonna be torched like Daltons Barnyard loft in the film.
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at a running rooster breaking the sound barrier trying to make its way across the populated highway. The hipster attempted the same action but a clown car ran over him. He dead...